On this premiere episode of 5x5, Continue's Paul, Nick and Josh (along with a few guests), make their picks for the 5 video game characters you would never want to be your stepdad.
For the most part, video games could be considered rather wholesome entertainment. Then there are the shining few that are so vulgar, so raunchy, so dirrty, you're afraid to let people know you've played them.
When you pay money for something, you expect it to work. About the only time getting something broken in return for currency is acceptable is when you plan to use it in some kind of 'Real Steel' scenario.
While not every game allows you to get wreckt, a handful of our favorite games do let us trip balls vicariously through digital avatars. Those are our favorites.