Green Eggs and Ham (TV Series)

Fox (2019)

Michael Douglas: Guy

Quotes 

• Guy : Love fails. Always. You get your hopes up, it seems wonderful and then... it blows up, right in your face. Boom! Same as everything else.

• Michellee : Why do you have a Chickeraffe?

  Guy : Well... It's an interesting story.

  Sam : It really is. Plot twists for days. Binge-worthy.

• Guy : We need to be efficient.

  Sam : Got it. Get in, get out.

  Guy : Right.

  Sam : And while we're at it, it wouldn't hurt to fry up a nice green egg or two.

  Guy : [reproachfully]  Sam!

  Sam : But have you ever had green eggs and ham with a fox? So good. They really know their eggs.

• Guy : [to Mr. Jenkins]  Oh, will you please stop who-ling? Just try the worm. Maybe you'll like it, huh? I mean, you'll never know until you try it.

  Sam : Well! Pleased to meet you, Mr. Change-of-heart.

• Guy : [to Mr. Jenkins]  I'm not your papa.

  [He watches a rainbow - literally tied in a bow] 

  Guy : But Sam, he's... he's a bumbling fool, and you need someone to look after you. So, hmm, perhaps, maybe I'll stay a while. You know, just until I know you're safe.

  [the Chickeraffe chirps happily. Guy reaches out and pets him] 

  Guy : Guy Jr.

• Guy : What sort of man doesn't own a necktie?

• Guy : Of all the farmhouses in the world, we find the one where the farmer has no neck.

• Guy : Quick question: Shouldn't you know Chickeraffes can't fly, Mr. Wildlife Expert?

  Sam : Biology isn't a science, Guy.