SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Patnocchio/ChefBob (2018)

Jill Talley: Karen

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Karen : [the episode begins with a storybook entitled "Patnocchio." The book opens and the screens zooms into the picture of Karen in a beautiful fairy outfit holding her wand. She is seen standing outside of Bikini Bottom at night]  Greetings, children of Bikini Bottom. I am Karen the Computer Fairy.

  [waves her wand and a scallop flies on her hand; she sings really loud, which causes the scallop to shatter into bits, acting like glass] 

  Karen : And I have a magic tale to tell.

  [waves her wand and a picture of Patrick appears on her screen] 

  Karen : Once upon a time, there was a dim-witted sea star

  [Patrick appears in a puppet outfit and looks a lot like the character, Pinocchio] 

  Karen : who was about to stuff his fat face.

  [waves her wand with the word "Magics" fly by; her screen shows the Krusty Krab] 

• [last lines] 

  Karen : And they all lived happily ever after. So, until next time, this is...

  Plankton : Karen!

  Karen : The Computer Fairy hoping all your dreams come true.

  [Karen waves her wand and her screen goes back to the storybook. The last page says "All Your Dreams Come True" on it. The scene zooms in Karen's screen to go to the storybook] 

  Pinocchio : [appears on screen]  Let me at 'em, Pop! Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em! Let me-

  [the book closes onto Pinocchio and the cover says the title, "The End" on it] 

  Pinocchio : Ow.

• Pearl Krabs : Oh, no. A stomach ache at the beach? That's no fun! I wish it would go away.

  Karen : [Karen magically appears next to Pearl]  Your wish is granted. Hold out your hand!

  Pearl Krabs : [as Karen waves her wand and poof up a bottle of Gush and Flush stomach reliever]  Wow! What is this?

  Karen : For fast relief of indigestion, try Gush and Flush. And wash your pain down the drain.

  [whispers] 

  Karen : And my stupid husband, while you're at it.