- [Squidina is busy collecting rocks on the moon when Pearl interrupts the task by rubbing her pom poms in her face]
- Pearl Krabs: I'm number one! You're number two! I'm gonna beat the nerd out of you!
- [Squidina huffs]
- Squidina: No-one beats the nerd out of Squidina!
- [She throws a moon rock at Pearl, who ducks]
- Pearl Krabs: Whoa! Missed me!
- [She laughs and blows a raspberry, but too soon. The rock floats around the moon. Squidina ducks and the rock hits Pearl in the face]
- Squidina: Science, yay!
- Squidward Tentacles: Good Neptune, I'm falling! Wait, if I remember my high school science, on the moon, I'm much lighter than on Earth. Which means... ha! This fall won't hurt me.
- [But unfortunately for Squidward despite the zero gravity, he ends up getting crushed and smooshed into his helmet as he lands on the moon]
- Sandy Cheeks: One small step for squirrel...
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow...
- [He suddenly trips over and rolls down the ramp, bowling over Pearl and Squidina]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: And one giant leap for spongekind!