Santa Jaws (2018)
Jim Klock: Peter
Quotes
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Peter : Now, this thing is powerful, but it is not invincible. You boys said you hurt it with exploding ornaments?
Cody : That's right.
Josh : Yeah.
Peter : Well, if it can be hurt... it can be killed. I'm thinking we build something like this. And this could cost a massive amount of potential energy.
Josh : Like pitching a baseball.
Peter : Exactly.
Josh : Let's give this shark something real to chew on.
Cody : Like a Christmas turkey... rigged to explode?
Caroline : Don't even think about touching those turkeys. It's the only thing we have left of Christmas.
Cody : Mom, we don't have a choice.
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Caroline : I'm so sorry I didn't believe you. That thing is a monster.
Cody : No. I'm sorry. This is all my fault. I wished that thing into existence. I don't know, I was just angry.
Peter : What are you talking about, son?
Cody : I drew her and she came to life and now she's hunting everyone in our family down.
Peter : No, this is not your fault. All right. Hey, this is classic global-warming. Non-indigenous species species roaming into unfamiliar territories. It happens all...
Cody : You are not listening to me! That is not a shark, that is Santa Jaws! It's Santa Jaws.
Josh : Just listen to him.
Caroline : What we need to do is to get inland and contact the authorities.
Cody : [shows the comic of Santa Jaws] What does this look like to you? Look a little familiar? I know her! I made her! That is her! And you could either help me, or I can do this myself!
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Caroline : [after seeing Cody's caricature of the principle on the mobile phone] Cody!
Cody : [while trying to walk out of the room unnoticed, stops and turns around slowly]
Caroline : I just got a call from principle Matusie, he said you drew an offensive cartoon that's all over social media.
Cody : I have no idea what he's talking about.
Caroline : Really? Oh! Looks like your work to me.
[Showing Cody the picture received from the principal seconds earlier]
Cody : [Barely keeps from laughing] The institution of uniforms at a public school is unjust. Ok, clothes are an expression of our individuality...
Peter : Cody.
Cody : ...and, if we start to suppress free speech now, we're headed towards totalitarianism!
Caroline : Take it down, now.
Papa Joe : Oh great. Merry Christmas.