- Doug Judy: [to Jake] You trying to get your freak on with my sister?
- Jake Peralta: What? No!
- Doug Judy: I see you looking at Trudy Judy's booty.
- Jake Peralta: I am *not* looking at Trudy Judy's booty!
- Doug Judy: Oh, you don't think she's a cutie? Don't be snooty.
- Jake Peralta: She's a beauty, but I'm on duty.
- Terry Jeffords: And you're married.
- Jake Peralta: Well, yeah, but that doesn't rhyme.