Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
The Bimbo (2019)
Marc Evan Jackson: Kevin Cozner
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Quotes
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Captain Ray Holt : So nice of you to stop by, Kevin. Enjoy your day. I hope it's productive.
Kevin Cozner : Thank you, Raymond. I hope your day is productive as well.
[Holt and Kevin shake hands]
Kevin Cozner : PDA in the office? My, my.
Captain Ray Holt : Couldn't help myself.
Kevin Cozner : Oh, may I please use the precinct facilities before I head to work?
Captain Ray Holt : Yes. Thank you for asking for permission.
Kevin Cozner : Thank you for granting it.
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Kevin Cozner : Sure, my husband is a hot piece of ass, but he is so much more than just that. Raymond Holt is as smart as anyone in this department, but he chooses to use his intelligence to make our city a better place. One day, I hope to live up to the standard you set. You make me want to have a wetter brain.
Captain Ray Holt : Oh, Kevin.
Jake Peralta : Y'all are hella specific.
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Kevin Cozner : [He hears a door open] Oh, no, that's Raymond. That's how he opens a door.
Captain Ray Holt : Kevin, are you still in here?
Kevin Cozner : Uh, yes, Raymond, I'm in the stall.
Captain Ray Holt : Some tickets were just released for Mahler's Fourth Symphony this weekend.
Kevin Cozner : Great. That sounds great. Let's do it.
Captain Ray Holt : Fantastic. Now, which section do you prefer? The first tier, the second tier, the third tier...
Kevin Cozner : The first tier.
Captain Ray Holt : Now, which section of the first tier? Right, left, right center, center...
Kevin Cozner : Just any section is fine.
Captain Ray Holt : [laughs] Any section, wow. Someone had pepper on their eggs this morning. I'll buy the tickets.
[chuckles]
Captain Ray Holt : Any section.
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Kevin Cozner : So will you help me?
Jake Peralta : I don't know. I want to, but keeping a secret from Holt? That's a lot of pressure.
Kevin Cozner : Hmm. Am I remembering correctly? Don't you eat pressure for breakfast?
Jake Peralta : [gasps] Nic Cage in "The Rock." We are best friends. I am so in!