- Mindy Markowitz: Men are like floor tiles. You lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
- Meyer Offerman: There are 74 Nazis on that wall. We only tracked down 23 to the United States. But a coded broadcast suggests there are many more.
- Sister Harriet: Not to mention bloody plotting and coordination on a scale we have yet to fathom.
- Lonny Flash: Umm... guys. Those curtains just moved. There's someone in that house.
- Joe Torrance: You sure you saw something, or is that just the Quaaludes talking?
- Lonny Flash: I've been clean for months, and it wasn't Quaaludes. It was blow, and blow doesn't make you see things. It makes you stay up at night and occasionally shit your pants if it's laced with laxatives, but I know what I fucking saw.
- Lonny Flash: This is boring. I'm so bored!
- Joe Torrance: Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
- Lonny Flash: Oh, yeah, 'cause you're a real fucking clean bill of mental health.
- Bootyhole McGuigan: [to Jonah] I don't know why you keep acting like Robin, when you've always been Batman.