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Nick : You remember the plan, right?
Clem : Like the back of my hand, which is so much sparklier now.
Nick : All right, we're gonna play it cool until we're eating, and then...
Clem : And then I'll say "You know what my favorite part of this dinner is? The karats!"
Nick : All right, let's do this.
Clem : Not a word until dinner.
Nick : All right.
Rose : [greeting them as they open the door] Hey, guys.
Walt : Hey, you two.
Clem : [giddy] We're getting married!
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Nick : Clem, this wedding is about you. So it can be as big or as small as you want. All I care about is that you're happy.
Clem : Sweetie, I get to marry you and be a part of this family. How could I be any happier?
Rose : Oh... that is the the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. Except for Walt's voice. Oh, your daddy has got to sing at this wedding.
Walt : Honey, honey, let's not force them to make any decisions right now.
[bursting into song]
Walt : Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars...
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Clem : I can't wait for our first dance.
Nick : Ooh, you know what's gonna make our first dance really special? Is when I do this. Can I get a beat?
[Clem starts beatboxing]
Nick : [starting a striptease] Yeah. That's not really a beat, but I'll dance to it anyway.
Clem : Yeah.
Shannon : Solid abs, kid.
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Shannon : Hey, sis.
Clem : Shannon? What are you doing here?
Shannon : I picked the lock and now I'm eating your leftover spaghetti. Or pad thai. Whatever it is, it's not very good.
Clem : How did you even get in the building?
Shannon : I snuck in behind some old blind lady with a cane. Didn't even know I was in the elevator with her. It was like a horror movie.
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Clem : Shannon, what are you doing here?
Shannon : Oh, I needed a place to crash until my boyfriend gets back tomorrow. He's selling a pound of weed to pay off the deposit for a new apartment. He's a good man.
Clem : You're gonna live with a drug dealer?
Shannon : When you were sixteen, you lived with a drug dealer.
Clem : Mikey did not deal drugs. Mikey did drugs. There's a difference.
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Clem : Why aren't you living with your mom?
Shannon : Oh, you are way behind. She moved to Phoenix, like, a year ago, and I cannot take living with dad anymore...
Clem : Shh! I told Nick that dad was dead.
Shannon : Why would you do that?
Clem : Because he's a narcissistic sociopath.
Shannon : Then what are you marrying him for?
Clem : I'm talking about dad.
Shannon : Oh. Oh, yeah. He totally is.
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Clem : Look, family is really important to Nick. And if he found out that I cut my own father out of my life, he would never understand, so I kind of, sort of panicked and...
Shannon : Murdered dad, you psycho?
Clem : Look, Nick knows everything else about me, so please just don't say anything about dad.
Shannon : If there's one thing I'm good at, it's lying.
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Shannon : I need a beer, like, yesterday.
Clem : Uh... n-n-n-n-n-no. You cannot have a beer.
Shannon : Dad doesn't care if I drink.
Clem : Well, dad isn't here, is he?
Shannon : [pretending to cry as Nick returns] I know. He's dead. And he's never coming back, ever.
[stopping as he leaves]
Shannon : You're welcome. Now can I have my beer?