Fam (TV Series)

Pilot (2019)

Tone Bell: Nick

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Quotes 

• Clem : Look at this ring. I cannot stop looking at this ring.

  Nick : You know you still haven't technically said yes, right? I mean, you said "Oh, my god", like, a million times, and then you hugged a man that was not me.

• Nick : You remember the plan, right?

  Clem : Like the back of my hand, which is so much sparklier now.

  Nick : All right, we're gonna play it cool until we're eating, and then...

  Clem : And then I'll say "You know what my favorite part of this dinner is? The karats!"

  Nick , Clem : Kaboom!

  Nick : All right, let's do this.

  Clem : Not a word until dinner.

  Nick : All right.

  Rose : [greeting them as they open the door]  Hey, guys.

  Walt : Hey, you two.

  Clem : [giddy]  We're getting married!

• Rose : Nicholas, how could you not tell your mother you were gonna propose?

  Nick : I was going to. I was. But then I remembered something. You can't keep a secret.

  Walt : That's true, Rose. You threw me a surprise 50th birthday party and made me design the invitations.

  Rose : Who wants to be surprised, Walt? That's how people die.

• Nick : Clem, this wedding is about you. So it can be as big or as small as you want. All I care about is that you're happy.

  Clem : Sweetie, I get to marry you and be a part of this family. How could I be any happier?

  Rose : Oh... that is the the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. Except for Walt's voice. Oh, your daddy has got to sing at this wedding.

  Walt : Honey, honey, let's not force them to make any decisions right now.

  [bursting into song] 

  Walt : Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars...

• Clem : I can't wait for our first dance.

  Nick : Ooh, you know what's gonna make our first dance really special? Is when I do this. Can I get a beat?

  [Clem starts beatboxing] 

  Nick : [starting a striptease]  Yeah. That's not really a beat, but I'll dance to it anyway.

  Clem : Yeah.

  Shannon : Solid abs, kid.

• Nick : Is this your sister?

  Shannon : Half-sister.

  [to Clem] 

  Shannon : You got any hot sauce or, like, a burrito?

  Nick : Well, Shannon, it's great to meet you. Hot sauce is on the stove. I'll be right back, 'cause ya boy's naked.

• Rose : My wedding gown. Oh, I saved it for just this occasion. You wait right here, I'll be right back.

  Walt : You really don't have to wear it. I mean, if you don't, I'll never hear the end of it. But I can handle that. Please, dear God, wear the dress.

  Rose : [returning]  It's Christian Dior. But don't open it here. It's bad luck for the groom to see the dress before the big day.

  Nick : Mom, I've seen pictures of the dress. It's long, it's white, and I believe a head pops out of the top.