Legacies (TV Series)

Some People Just Want to Watch the World Burn (2018)

Jenny Boyd: Lizzie Saltzman

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Quotes 

• Lizzie Saltzman : [as they come down the stairs]  Let's hit the dining hall and carb load. It's... *game day!*

  Josie Saltzman : I'm not hungry.

  [gets a look] 

  Josie Saltzman : What?

  Lizzie Saltzman : Well, uh, funny thing, actually, *Josette.* This morning, as I was desperately trying to make this trash bag of a jersey look cute, I suddenly had the urge to purge. So I fled to the bowl, and lo and behold, I heaved up a gallon of black goo. So, seeing as I haven't been dabbling in *illicit* black magic recently, I can only imagine it was a twin sympathy hurl. And here you are, denying the day's most important meal. So... fess up, what did you do?

  Penelope Park : [been overhearing]  Maybe you're pregnant, Lizzie. Oh, or maybe it's just how that jersey fits.

  Josie Saltzman : Go away, evil one.

  Penelope Park : Already gone. Hot tip: Next time you burn your ex's hair off, make sure she can't rock a lob.

  [smiles as she shows off her shorter hairstyle, then goes off] 

• Lizzie Saltzman : [showing good sportsmanship]  Good luck out there.

  Dana : Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

  Lizzie Saltzman : I'm pretty sure I've seen that on a poster at the dentist's.

  Dana : Oh, my Dad's a dentist, but he still made time to be here. I guess I'm lucky that way, huh?

  [mocks by waving] 

• Lizzie Saltzman : [cautioning Josie, re Dana]  One word. One word, and I could burn her perky little boobs to ash!

• Lizzie Saltzman : Okay, guys, last play of the game. It's Hail Mary time. Everyone but Josie, go long!

  Josie Saltzman : Wait! What do I do?

  Lizzie Saltzman : It doesn't matter, 'cause there's no way I'm gonna throw you the ball.

  Milton 'MG' Greasley : Lizzie, look my way, I'll catch it.

  Lizzie Saltzman : [snidely]  Probably caught something from Penelope Park too.