S1.E2 ∙ Light SaberTue, Apr 21, 2015"The guy told me his only life goal was to invent a real life light saber."Rate
S1.E3 ∙ MommyWed, Apr 22, 2015"Talked to his mom on the phone for 20 minutes and left me all alone."Rate
S1.E4 ∙ Princess JasmineThu, Apr 23, 2015"She was convinced she was Princess Jasmine from Aladdin and insisted I refer to her as, 'Her Royal Majesty.'"Rate
S1.E6 ∙ Duct TapeWed, May 6, 2015"He gave me duct tape for a gift after we were together for a year."Rate
S1.E7 ∙ Doggie Doo DooWed, May 13, 2015"My mom had a man tell her, "We can't go out. My dog has diarrhea."Rate
S1.E8 ∙ BinaryWed, May 20, 2015"Went on a date with a civil engineer who tried to explain quantum computing and binary info storage to me."Rate
S2.E1 ∙ Golf RejectionWed, Jul 15, 2015"Hooked up w/a guy then he kicked me out b/c he was playing golf in the morning. I told him to bogey every hole."Rate
S2.E2 ∙ PrematureTue, Jul 21, 2015"Made out w/guy. Was too good at it and he came in his pants prematurely."Rate
S2.E4 ∙ Women's PantsTue, Aug 4, 2015"He offered me a pair of women's pants he bought that were too small for him."Rate
S2.E5 ∙ House PlantWed, Aug 12, 2015"Went on an #OKC date with a guy who told me I was standing too close to his house plant. Not a euphemism."Rate
S2.E6 ∙ 7 BrosTue, Aug 18, 2015"Went on a date with what I thought was just him - ended up being him and his 7 bros."Rate
S2.E7 ∙ Date Notes - A Bulleted ListTue, Aug 25, 2015"After a bad date the tool sent me a bulleted list of things I did wrong on the date."Rate
S3.E1 ∙ Feminist UterusThu, Oct 29, 2015"She told me feminists had it wrong and spent 40 minutes talking about her uterus. She called it Betsy."Rate
S3.E2 ∙ Singing for SupperFri, Nov 6, 2015"1st date thought standing up and singing would be the best way to get the server's attention."Rate
S3.E3 ∙ Wannabe StandupFri, Nov 13, 2015"Wannabe standup comedian wanted to try out his material. He thought my tears were from laughing."Rate