Doctor What: Keiichi the Spineless, it's time for you to get up... your services are needed.
Keiichi the Spineless: What, you want me to eat your girlfriend's pussy for her?
Doctor What: What... no... NO! I DIDN'T COME HERE TO PAY YOU TO EAT SAYOKO'S PUSSY!
Keiichi the Spineless: I'm sorry, I'm sorry... You said my services were needed, and that's all I've been good for lately... servicing women.
Sayoko Mishima: I don't know, it sounds like a pretty good offer.
Keiichi the Spineless: Wait a minute... How is she still here? The Goblin Feast is over. She's supposed to be...
Mara Marller: The Goblin Feast was NOT FINISHED! We only have until the stroke of midnight before this village is wiped out of existence, and all of us with it.
Keiichi the Spineless: Oh my God... What have you done... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Doctor What: Look... whatever happens to these people, no matter how this ends, it is important that you come with us.
Mara Marller: We need a guide to the Walock's Castle. The only way the curse will be lifted is if you challenge The Dragon Eye.
Keiichi the Spineless: Nobody challenges The Dragon Eye. He can kill us all off any time he feels like it.
Sayoko Mishima: But you know the way to his castle, don't you?
Keiichi the Spineless: It is not a castle that lives within the boundaries of this reality. You cannot go there on foot. It was built within the universe of the teleportation animation backgrounds. The Dragon Eye is trapped there, just as we are trapped in here. If you idiots go there, you'll kill us all and let him out in the process.
Doctor What: There is no running from The Dragon Eye. You're trained with a sword. You have to stand up for those who cannot stand up for themselves.
Keiichi the Spineless: Oh, fuck it... can you give me a second to change?
Mara Marller: Change into what? Make it Quick!
Keiichi the Spineless: Be right back... Yes, it's true... I'm a Sexy Bitch... What? Did I do something wrong?
Mara Marller: That's weird, I feel like I've seen his outfit before.
Sayoko Mishima: Me, too. I just can't put my finger on it.
Doctor What: Who fucking cares where he got it from? What the fuck are we waiting for? Let's go kill Chris Sarandon!