Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Inspector Fenwick, Steamboat Captain, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Narrator : In the meantime, Boris and Natasha had been given one last chance to get the fabulous bowler back.

  Fearless Leader : You see this box, Badenov?

  Boris Badenov : Yes, Fearless Leader.

  Fearless Leader : At noon I send it to Pottsylvania with Kirward Derby inside.

  Boris Badenov : Suppose I don't get derby?

  Fearless Leader : I send it back with *you* inside!

  Boris Badenov : But I wouldn't be able to breathe in there.

  Fearless Leader : Believe me, that would be the least of your problems.

  Boris Badenov : You mean...?

  Fearless Leader : Jawohl! You won't *be* breathing.

  Boris Badenov : Hoo boy...

• [from the "Dudley Do-Right" segment, "Niagara Falls"] 

  [Inspector Fenwick calls his daughter Nell into his office] 

  Nell Fenwick : [entering and saluting]  You called, Daddy dear?

  Inspector Fenwick : You don't have to salute, Nell. Just stand at attention.