- Natasha Fatale: [about Boris's plan] Boris, this is the meanest, crookedest, most low-down thing you have ever done.
- Boris Badenov: I thought you'd like it!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Great gobs of gruffy dust! Things look mighty rugged down there.
- Narrator: They did that, for Bullwinkle was headed straight down toward a swamp full of man-eating crocodiles.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah, and I got a hunch they're moose-eaters, too.
- Boris Badenov: In a couple of months, we'll be living at the North Pole.
- Natasha Fatale: So?
- Boris Badenov: So, who lives at the North Pole? I give you three guesses.
- Natasha Fatale: Santa Claus, Judge Crater, and the Lane Sisters.
- Boris Badenov: Judge Crater and the Lane Sisters?
- Natasha Fatale: I didn't want to waste the other two guesses, dahlink.
- Narrator: The travel book say that the South Pacific island of Riki Tiki is a land of nothing but fun, fun, fun. But in our last episode, Rocky was seized by natives who seemed to have some rather special dinner plans for him.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: And that's no fun, believe me.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [after it starts snowing] Bullwinkle, the weather's changing.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: How can you tell?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, the barometer pressure's dropping.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Uh-huh.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: And those are cirrus clouds up there.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: True.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: And besides...
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yes? Yes?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: The water's frozen solid and I can't get out of this pot!