- Rocket J. Squirrel: What did you have for dinner 25 years ago today, Bullwinkle?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Uh, moose milk.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Boy, you really can remember everything you ever ate.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: That was too easy, Rock. 25 years ago, I always had moose milk.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: You were an addict?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: No, a baby.
- [Boris comes at Bullwinkle with a steamroller]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle's gonna get run over by the steamroller. I gotta save him!
- Narrator: And with that, the plucky squirrel shot into the air like a pullet.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: That's bullet!
- Narrator: Uh, uh, that's bullet.
- Boris Badenov: [disguised as a messenger] Telegram for moose! Telegram for Bullwinkle!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Here, boy!
- Boris Badenov: Sign here.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [signs paper] Okay.
- Boris Badenov: You're supposed to sign name. That's an X.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: It's my middle initial.
- Boris Badenov: Oh.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: And here's a nickel for your trouble.
- Boris Badenov: Nickel? Couldn't you make it a dime? I got two wives and baby goldfish to support.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Make it seven cents.
- Boris Badenov: Okay, I give up one wife. Cheapskates.
- Fearless Leader: You got secret formula yet, Badenov?
- Boris Badenov: Not yet, but any minute now. You know me.
- Fearless Leader: That's why I keep checking up.
- Boris Badenov: I will get formula back even if it kills moose!
- Natasha Fatale: Oh, I am so happy you see things my way, dahlink.
- Boris Badenov: Okay, here is what we do.
- [whispers gibberish]
- Boris Badenov: Boga oga, poga doga. Boga oga, boga doga.
- Natasha Fatale: I can't understand a word you say, Boris. Speak up!
- Boris Badenov: Ooh! I said Boga oga, poga doga. Boga oga, boga doga!
- Natasha Fatale: That's what I thought you said.
- Boris Badenov: You think I'm gonna let every Tom, Dick, and Gordon in on the plot?