Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Dr. Bermuda Schwartz, Witch #4, Dudley Do-Right, Fruit Cart Proprietor, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Hey, Bullwinkle. Did you read where Adler Suggens went over Niagara Falls in a bagel?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : That's pretty amazing.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Didn't think they made those big bagels anymore.

• Dr. Bermuda Schwartz : [hears a knock on his door]  Who's there?

  Boris Badenov : [disguised as a woman]  Bermuda, baby, it's I'm.

  Dr. Bermuda Schwartz : I know that, but who are you?

  Boris Badenov : Bermy, boy. You don't know your own mother?

  Dr. Bermuda Schwartz : Mommy! Come in, Mommy! Tell me where you got the mustache.

• Narrator : [regarding Boris and Natasha]  Sure enough, coming towards them were Rocky and Bullwinkle, who oddly enough had no idea at all of what was going on.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : What's odd about that?

  Natasha Fatale : You hear, Boris? They're not even in on the plot.

• Boris Badenov : Hey, you wanna sell me this fruit cart?

  Fruit Cart Proprietor : [with accent]  Sure, that'll cost you $50,000.

  Boris Badenov : $50,000? You out of your mind?

  Fruit Cart Proprietor : You got no choice. You gotta buy it.

  Natasha Fatale : We do?

  Fruit Cart Proprietor : You in bad trouble. You stole a formula from a Professor Schwartz and now you got hid from a moose and a squirrel.

  Boris Badenov : Hey, how come you know all this?

  Fruit Cart Proprietor : Eh, what do you think? I don't watch the Bullwinkle Show?

  Boris Badenov : Well, I got no choice. I gotta hand it to you.

  Fruit Cart Proprietor : Okay, let me have it.

  [Boris hits the proprietor on the head, knocking him out] 

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, he trusted you!

  Boris Badenov : Yes, apparently he doesn't watch the show regularly.

• [after Boris wrote the Hushaboom formula on a banana and hid it in a fruit cart] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Say, I'd sure like a banana right now. How much are they?

  Boris Badenov : B-B-B-Bananas?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah.

  Boris Badenov : We have no bananas today.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Say, that'd make a great song title.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : [points to a bunch of bananas]  Those are bananas right there.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah. How much?

  Boris Badenov : They're not for sale.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Aw, come on. I'll give you a quarter for one.

  Boris Badenov : No!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : 50 cents?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, that's too much.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : A dollar!

  Boris Badenov : Well...

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, no!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Two dollars!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, no!

  Boris Badenov : It's a deal!

  Natasha Fatale : BORIS, NO!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Pay the man the two dollars, Rock.

  Narrator : And Bullwinkle walked off munching a two dollar banana containing a million dollar formula.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : How does it taste?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Expensive.

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, how could you do such a thing?

  Boris Badenov : I didn't want to. He took advantage of my crooked nature.