- Trish Walker: Mom, it's complicated, and actually kinda private.
- Jessica Jones: I think you should tell her.
- Dorothy: Please don't tell me you're a couple.
- Trish Walker: What?
- Dorothy: There are much better lesbians out there.
- Malcolm Ducasse: A serial killer kidnapped your brother.
- Brianna 'Berry' Gelden: What?
- Malcolm Ducasse: Erik might already be dead. Guess who's next?
- Erik Gelden: Would you mind moving closer? You're like aspirin to me.
- Jessica Jones: Worst come-on line ever.