- Leila: How long were you guys together before you knew, like, he was the one?
- Laura: Don't know. The condom broke and I wasn't bothered?
- Leila: But like... aren't you nervous you're gonna wake up one day and like... hate each other maybe?
- Laura: Shit happens. If we do, he'll be easy to share custody with.
- Leila: That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.