Himself - Host: And finally, new rule: let's hit pause on this growing consensus among Democrats that we can only beat Trump in 2020 by running a celebrity of our own. How did we go in two years from "Wow, it could be a celebrity" to "It can only be a celebrity"? When I ask my Democratic friends about the plan for 2020, they say two things: "What's a plan?"
[laughter and applause]
Himself - Host: And "We need a star." That's it; the blueprint for saving us from fascism is rub a lamp and hope Tom Hanks pops out.
[laughter]
Himself - Host: Or Oprah. But... if...
[applause and whoops]
Himself - Host: If... okay. If... if Oprah is president, who will tell cat ladies what to read?
[laughter]
Himself - Host: The Rock says he hasn't ruled out running in 2020, but if the Rock is president, who's gonna star in every movie ever made?
[laughter and applause]
Himself - Host: Especially movies with the premise "That movie, except with the Rock."
[as he talks, the respective movie posters for "Skyscraper", "Rampage", "Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle", "Baywatch", "Walking Tall", and "San Andreas" are shown]
Himself - Host: Like "Towering Inferno" with the Rock; "King Kong" with the Rock; "Jumanji" with the Rock; "Baywatch" with the Rock; "Walking Tall" with the Rock; "Earthquake" with... how about the Rock?
[laughter]
Himself - Host: If he did run, his hat would say "Remake America Great Again."