Brockmire (TV Series)

Placed on Waivers (2019)

Hank Azaria: Jim Brockmire

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• Jim Brockmire : Okay, I realize that what I'm about to say should never be said by an old white man to a young gay woman of color, but I understand exactly what you're going through. Oh c'mon, every broadcaster in the world who's ever called a baseball game after walking in on their wives cheating on them is sitting right here on this very uncomfortable love seat.

• Gabby Taylor : Do you really think everything will be okay?

  Jim Brockmire : In this country and the world at large? No. Global warming and the decrease in labor demand due to automation is giving us all a big two handed push right into the abyss. But as far as your life goes, you'll be fine. All that stuff won't affect you or your child for a good, like, oh, ten years or so.

• Jim Brockmire : And for those of you keeping score at home, I am joined in the booth - finally - by my friend and colleague, Gabby Taylor. Gabby, better late than never. How are you doing today?

  Gabby Taylor : Oh, bad, Jim. Yeah, not good at all. I'm getting a divorce after finding out that my wife has been cheating on me. Oh, and for those of you who don't know, I'm gay.

  Jim Brockmire : Oh, rare coming out statement, where the homosexuality was an afterthought.

• Jim Brockmire : [Doing a radio ad]  Hey everybody, welcome back to this gorgeous Spring day in Seascape Florida, where we have reached the top of the fourth here at King Venom Vape Cartridges Stadium. King Venom vape cartridges. We don't make the Juice. We don't make the pens. We are not libel.

• Jim Brockmire : [Speaking to Gabby in the broadcaster's booth over the PA system]  My council to you is to make your anger your passenger and not your driver Gabby. Cause my anger took me on a road trip through every dive and brothel through south east Asia.