Best of the Worst (TV Series)

Plinketto #7 (2018)

Macaulay Culkin: Self

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Quotes 

• Macaulay Culkin : I'm Macaulay Culkin!

• [discussing Batman's mobility in the Burton films] 

  Rich Evans : I expect Batman to be a fucking ninja, and he's doing this.

  [Rich mimics his awkward shoulder movements] 

  Macaulay Culkin : That's true.

  Mike Stoklasa : That's true, that's true.

  Macaulay Culkin : [sarcastically]  Good point, Rich!

  Mike Stoklasa : A very good point, Rich.

  [Jay and Mack laugh, Rich raises his hands in the air in frustrated] 

  Rich Evans : You... you and Mike!

  Macaulay Culkin : I'm on the trolley, alright? I'm on the trolley. I'm on the Mike train! Choo-choo!

  Rich Evans : I know Buzz was mean to you, but... why take it out on me?

  Macaulay Culkin : [in a deep voice]  Yes, I will!

• [while watching Home Alone: Taking Back the House] 

  Rich Evans : No, it is gonna be the maid because it's too obvious that it would be him.

  Macaulay Culkin : Oh, yeah, yeah.

  Rich Evans : He's gonna be like the old man.

  Josh Davis : Yeah.

  Macaulay Culkin : Yes, he's Old Man Marley.

  Rich Evans : Yeah.

  [Rich gets up from his chair and starts to walk out] 

  Macaulay Culkin : Where are you going?

• [while watching Home Alone: Taking Back the House; French Stewart walks into a door and the crew reacts with mocking enthusiasm] 

  Rich Evans : Oh.

  [the crew laughs] 

  Josh Davis : Get ready for the rest of the movie, Rich!

  [Mack gets up] 

  Mike Stoklasa : It's just starting!

  Macaulay Culkin : [points at Rich]  You better start laughing!

  [uproarious laughter; Mack sits back down] 

  Shawn DePasquale : This is comedy fucking gold!

  [Mack gets back up] 

  Macaulay Culkin : This is fucking gold right here! John Hughes created these characters, alright? You're disrespecting Mr. John Hughes!

  [sits back down, but keeps staring at Rich] 

  Macaulay Culkin : Every time there's a joke, I'm gonna look at you. I'm gonna look right at you, and point!

  [later, French Stewart and Missi Pyle get hosed by sprinklers, and the crew responds with mock amusement; Mack looks at Rich] 

  Rich Evans : [sarcastically]  A-ha-ha-haaaa! A-haaaa! Haaa-ha-ha! Ha-haaa!

• Rich Evans : Okay, we're gonna destroy two tapes, Home Alone-style! We got a paint can on a rope, and we've got Kevin McCallister armed and ready to go! Alright, Mack, you still got it?

  Macaulay Culkin : You know it!

  [from his ladder, Mack releases the paint can, which slams into a copy of Prototype X29A] 

  Rich Evans : Yeah! Alright! That was great!

  [Mack fist pumps as Rich places Home Alone 4 on the chopping block] 

  Rich Evans : Alright, let's see if you can go two-for-two. Time for the money shot!

  [Mack releases the paint can, but it accidentally hits Rich in the groin] 

  Rich Evans : Ow, my groin!

  [Rich knocks over toys as he falls to the ground] 

  Macaulay Culkin : Is he dead? Rich, you okay?

  Rich Evans : Ah... ah... oh, God! Ah! Ah! Oh!

  [Rich tries to climb back up using the toy shelf] 

  Macaulay Culkin : Is he okay?

  [the toy shelf falls onto Rich; Josh and Shawn look on in terror] 

  Rich Evans : Fuck! Ah, ow, ow! Oh, ow! Oh...

  Macaulay Culkin : Oh God!

  [Rich's hoodie prevents him from seeing; he knocks into the second toy shelf] 

  Rich Evans : I can't see! Why can't I see? I'm blind! I'm blind! Ow, ow!

  [Rich falls over one last time; Mack has his hand over his mouth before looking into the camera] 

  Macaulay Culkin : Still got it!