- Abhinav 'Chintu' Tyagi: Who am i ?
- Fahim Rizvi: Abhinav Kumar Tyagi ?
- Abhinav 'Chintu' Tyagi: I am a middle-class Indian man. So whether i get a sunstroke or loose-motions, no one gives a damn. I'm the unfortunate bull that toils all day ceaselessly and yet sometimes goes to sleep with no respite. I care for my mother a little and I'm a Mamma's boy in the eyes of my wife. I show some affection to my wife, and my mother terms me henpecked. If i move to the big city, I'm the murderer of tradition. And if i stay back in a small town, then I'm the roadblock to modernism. If i pay my taxes honestly, then I'm broke. And if i don't pay them, then i am a thief. If my wife works, then i am an opportunist. If she doesn't work and sits at home, then i am a sexist. If i ask my wife for sex, then i am a beggar. If i turn down sex with my wife, then i am a persecutor. And if somehow i trick her into having sex with me, then i am a rapist as well.
- Abhinav 'Chintu' Tyagi: Every man's happiness lies in his own hands, Rizvi.
- Fahim Rizvi: Isn't that before one gets married ?
- Vedika Tripathi: Hey Listen ! Have you seen my husband here before ?
- Waiter(Lunch: Madam, aren't you the one who was in the toilet ?
- Vedika Tripathi: What ?
- Waiter(Lunch: Madam, can i get a selfie ?
- Vedika Tripathi: Are you high ?
- Tapasya Singh: What are you doing in this marriage ?
- Abhinav 'Chintu' Tyagi: Waiting for better days to arrive.
- Mukhtar Singh: I heard you came to Lucknow looking for some kind of hospitality.
- Fahim Rizvi: Sir, try to understand our situation please.
- Mukhtar Singh: What's your name ?
- Fahim Rizvi: Fahim Abdul Rizvi.
- Mukhtar Singh: It will take one second for an encounter...... you can explain your situation later.
- Abhinav 'Chintu' Tyagi: My wife ran away.
- Mukhtar Singh: Ran away ? On her own ?
- Abhinav 'Chintu' Tyagi: Yes.
- Mukhtar Singh: How did you do it ? Make my wife also run away... .
- Abhinav 'Chintu' Tyagi: What are you saying ? She is my wife. I love her.
- Mukhtar Singh: You love your own wife ? Are you sure ?