"**** Me Fire Truck" is a very short live action movie from 2019 that runs for exactly one minute and features fairly famous actress Bella Thorne, not as the title character, but the one saying the words that are the title here. Lets see if I can get this through imdb censorship with the censored one word we got here. Knew it :D So yeah basically you see a woman wearing not too much clothing (look at the photo) and she has a fire truck toy that she lustfully moves over her uncovered skin. Well, honestly there is is more clothes on her than I expected. I don't know what that was though. It was not funny, it was not sensual, it was nothing really except uninteresting. And making a film that already drags and feels too long for its own good at this running time is quite an achievement in the negative sense. No surprise no director is credited. Honestly, I initially thought this was a Funnyordie video, but it is not. Instead it is part of a series of very brief movies starring Thorne that all have something sexual to them. Shame they, or at least this one here, does not feel artistic one bit. I guess they were going a bit for that with the use of the color red here, but feels as bland as the song you hear in the background. Sure, it is obviously a parody, but even those have to be creative in one way or the other to be a success, even if it is "only" the comedy component. Nothing is working in this one and honestly it does not say something too positive about Thorne's career she appears in a film like the one we got here. It's a big thumbs-down for me. Highly not recommended and I am glad it was this short. Stay especially away from this one if you are a fan of the actress. Or you may find yourself losing interest in her in the near future.
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