RcktMgnt Reviews

Upright Citizens Brigade (1998–2000)

THE most boring show currently on the TV.

[2 November 1998]

Of all the times I watched this show, I have never laughed once. Not even a slight chuckle. "The Upright Citizens Brigade" is supposedly a comedy, hence why it shows on Comedy Central, but it is the farthest thing from it. Everything on it seems forced and is beaten to death in a futile attempt to get a laugh. This show currently has to be one of, if not *the*, most boring shows playing on the TV.

This is a waste of a half-hour. Whatever ratings it is getting is only from what it is leeching off of "South Park". Don't bet your money on a second season if the execs at Comedy Central actually has a slightest grasp of the concept of humor. If they needed any indicators, it doesn't take long for hit shows to have web sites devoted to said series. "The Upright Citizens Brigade" (according to a little bit of research on Yahoo! and Excite) has yet to have even one fan site.

Godzilla (I) (1998)

This movie will make you dumber...

[1/10 · 29 October 1998]

This movie is the worst piece of trash to come out of the summer of '98. This proves that the success of "Independence Day" was a fluke for Devlin and Emmerich. Why on Earth would Hollywood ever hire them to do a film is beyond me...

Don't watch this film. Watch "Jurassic Park" or "JP: the Lost World" instead, this film does nothing but rip off these films among others (such as "Alien" and "Hunt for Red October"). The reason the entire film is in the rain and/or in the dark is to hide the poorly done not-so-special effects.

Except for the noble attempts (despite the script) by Jean Reno and Hank Azaria, no one who starred in this trash should ever star in a movie again. Broderick is a has-been actor, and both he and Pitillo show they have virtually no talent at all.

Only those with no taste for *decent* film will like this, this abomination.