Reviews
Legion (1998)
Aha it's a TV movie....so that's why it was so crap
Oh come on guys (pammy). I mean, I don't mind these silly little "stick 10 marines in an alien infested ship" scenario but this one really took the biscuit. NOTHING happens. No gore either to make up for the threadbare plot. Look, just go rent "Galaxy of Terror" instead ok?
Jack Frost (1997)
I know where I'd like to put that carrot. Mr Cooney come here!
I'm sorry, but because they played it straight it doesn't work. It's not funny, it could have been, but it's not. Pathetic.
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989)
Not a patch on the second one
Full of noisy, despicable teens. The third sequel seemed a bit rushed & came as a major disappointment after the second one. Sure there's plenty of original deaths & that's what we want to see, let's be honest. But it's pretty much goreless (well the UK version anyway). Even Angela looked bored throughout this.
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)
Best of the tro
Loved it - even though it was cut by over two minutes for its UK release this didn't spoil it for me. I'd put it down to the cast who put in good performances. It's just a slasher film I know but, it's one of the best.
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
One to watch!
One of the better slasher films I've seen although I preferred the second one. It's fairly nasty in places & you can't help but want most of the teens to get it in the neck.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
& I know what I should have did last summer (turn this damn film off)
Favourite bad bit: Julie runs to the shop where her friend works to escape the killer. They lock the front door & Julie goes upstairs to phone for help whilst her friend goes to lock the back door. But the killer has already got in & kills Julie's friend. Julie hears some noise downstairs so she goes to investigate & shouts out "Is that you (insert name here)? Are you alright"? Silly cow. So is this pile of poo really from the guy who wrote Scream?
In the UK this film was rated 18 for cinema & then cut down to a 15 for video. (lose a mark) 2/10
Night Life (1989)
Wow, a horror comedy that's actually good
Blimey. This one turned out to be a real surprise! Its got a half decent story, characters you care about, nice make up effects. It's scary, isn't overly gory, the funny bits never get in the way of the serious stuff. What a film!