Spineless father, weak willed mom user wife, sullen morose older boy. whiney manipulative little girl. vile, offensive, cross young boy with no moral compass... old man a stumbling, bumbling, ambulatory blank of a person. sister understands nothing except her selfisheness.
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Please Like Me
(2013–2016)
animated selfie on TV
24 December 2017
No direction. this JOSH is a honking goose with no comb. his affinity is to be non-committal on experience. all affect is flat and drab. there is no joy to this BOYZ life.
he has people who orbit within his eyesight but there is no connection. he loves a dog but will not fill up the water bowl. JOSH is a piece of whiteboard and we just paint our experiences on to his surface. there is no there, there. putty boy
Stuck on You
(2003)
dross
7 March 2017
the other re·view·er (s) are lost in an air pocket. this is the dumbest piece of people, acting, and captured on film strips. money was spent on this swamp. starving children could have been fed on the dollars wasted on this tripe. it is horrible. got it with netflix membership, want to sue them and anyone else involved. this is horrible
bore fest
19 August 2015
Warning: Spoilers
1 hour and 31 minutes long to tell a 1/2 hour story. they all talk so slow and the gas bag attorney from Oaklahoma is the worst. He makes every sentence a pretentious proclamation. waste of time and film. The son be ashamed of himself. Hopefully his kid will grow up and do the same to him. So glad the two DAs got what is due to them. Morton should file a civil suit against both of them. File a suit against the state and the county. And the mother in law is a witch. Rot in hell, wench.one could enjoy this gas filled bloated blimp of a show if really tired and sleeps through most of it. Another idea is to fast forward thru the entire prison garbage filler material. The other prisoners should be made permanent jurors in every case in Texas because they just knew, just knew he was innocent. they How any should be elected DA because they know, they know. the son should be ashamed of himself.
Talk to Her
(2002)
maybe next life
18 January 2015
this motion picture violates all the rules of crimes against humanity. pancakes have more verve than any thing that appears on a screen of any size with this playground flick.
these kids stand in front of a camera and do stuff. and then later they do stuff. some of them speak and say stuff.
it is all close and intimate and shot from the hip
yes, the camera is on someones hip.
the dialog is adapted from a text on a napkin.
there is a surprise here
people paid the thieves to do this thing to them
these kids stand in front of a camera and do stuff. and then later they do stuff. some of them speak and say stuff.
it is all close and intimate and shot from the hip
yes, the camera is on someones hip.
the dialog is adapted from a text on a napkin.
there is a surprise here
people paid the thieves to do this thing to them
An Empty Bed
(1989)
old people portrayed as infantile, bumbling idiots
26 October 2011
the director obviously believes old people are doddering sibilant fools. the main character wanders the streets aimlessly. he is constantly astonished by things such as glass windows. one of the sub characters is cigarette smoking. the character seems to constantly be smoking. he does not inhale he SUCKS in the fumes as if they were mothers milk. the friend he meets on the street is an even bigger sap. the guy seems on the verge of smirking at his own lines of dialog. the biggest sap however is the ex lover. at the restaurant he says he is 34 years old and all he does is stay cooped up all day. lets see 34, young, great health, lives in NYC apparently educated and yet he cannot think of a thing to do all day except be a houseboy. and he blames the other guy.
Hush!
(2001)
the usual for this story
7 January 2008
Editing is an art. This flic needs an editor with better qualifications. the story line jumps like a frog and you are expected to pick up the gaps. both gay boys are really cute and have considerable talent in the construction of their posteriors. this is an eye candy movie for the rice set. the fa* hag is just as she always is filmed, neurotic, lonely and by one vile q**een UGLY.
The straight family is all the standards: Jewish mother, accepting niece, angry, loveless marriage woman.
What recommends it is if you want to view the daily life of 2001 Nippons.
The straight family is all the standards: Jewish mother, accepting niece, angry, loveless marriage woman.
What recommends it is if you want to view the daily life of 2001 Nippons.
Remember the Day
(1941)
Saw this movie on Fox Movie Channel
19 February 2007
Turned to this channel and was very pleasantly surprised by this movie. I read all of the previous postings especially the one written by the young girl who talked about the style of dress for the characters. People did not dress as they do now. Today we have grandmothers running in pageants in swim suits. In 1941 any woman in her 50's would never put on such an article much less wear it in public. Further a woman who had been a schoolteacher would have held herself up to a very high standard of respectability and social standards and mannerisms. Many women today seem to debase themselves publicly for the sake of looking young and in the know.
If you look at the "gowns" worn by Colbert they are not correct for 1915-1916. True dresses of the period would have been much longer and a great deal dowdier. The one outfit where she is wearing fur trimmed coat and hat would have been impossible to buy in Indiana where the movie is set. Someone like Mary Pickford in New York might own something like that but never a 23 year old teacher in the Midwest. In fact the white, bowed dress is more appropriate for 1936-1937.
The tailored, cinched waisted suits worn by Payne are clearly 1940's. An average suit in 1916 would have looked more like a black bag hanging on him. His shirts would have high starched (celluloid) collar and cuffs that were removable and changeable. The body of the of the shirt would be washed once per week. But then Payne could have worn a black bag and still looked as delectable.
If you look at the "gowns" worn by Colbert they are not correct for 1915-1916. True dresses of the period would have been much longer and a great deal dowdier. The one outfit where she is wearing fur trimmed coat and hat would have been impossible to buy in Indiana where the movie is set. Someone like Mary Pickford in New York might own something like that but never a 23 year old teacher in the Midwest. In fact the white, bowed dress is more appropriate for 1936-1937.
The tailored, cinched waisted suits worn by Payne are clearly 1940's. An average suit in 1916 would have looked more like a black bag hanging on him. His shirts would have high starched (celluloid) collar and cuffs that were removable and changeable. The body of the of the shirt would be washed once per week. But then Payne could have worn a black bag and still looked as delectable.
Just Can't Get Enough
(2002)
cant get enough of bad acting by people who want to be STARS
18 November 2006
well my friends if you watched SHOWGIRLS and scratched your head and said HUH????
well then watch "Just cant get enough"
a movie about chippendales stripper guys.
Jonathan Yube plays the Elizabeth Berkley role in this one.
He is always SHOCKED in every scene where people grab his crotch. Yubes' Shockism acting is paramount when some lesbo girls grab his protuberance. His facial expressions are so staged and priceless for their ridicule.
Yube even does the scene where he needs air and throws himself against the railing in disgust.
John Paul Pitoc is just as hunky as he is in TRICK.
Paul Clarke in a wig is too bad for us to witness but is not worse than the movie as a whole.
Jonathan Yube is the watcher, he can barely walk because of the consrition of his clothes. he is so much cuter in the 80's moustache than he is in 90's clean face.
i want to know what restaurant he took the lawyer girl in the end ... something really high class like RED LOBSTER
well then watch "Just cant get enough"
a movie about chippendales stripper guys.
Jonathan Yube plays the Elizabeth Berkley role in this one.
He is always SHOCKED in every scene where people grab his crotch. Yubes' Shockism acting is paramount when some lesbo girls grab his protuberance. His facial expressions are so staged and priceless for their ridicule.
Yube even does the scene where he needs air and throws himself against the railing in disgust.
John Paul Pitoc is just as hunky as he is in TRICK.
Paul Clarke in a wig is too bad for us to witness but is not worse than the movie as a whole.
Jonathan Yube is the watcher, he can barely walk because of the consrition of his clothes. he is so much cuter in the 80's moustache than he is in 90's clean face.
i want to know what restaurant he took the lawyer girl in the end ... something really high class like RED LOBSTER
Burnt Money
(2000)
great topic poorly delivered
2 October 2006
i put his movie into the queue. i was really looking forward to it since it got votes.
Sadly,like all Spanish, Hispanic, Latin stuff, this movie is overly dramatic and overblown.
just look at aldomavar movies like "tak to her"
every emotion is jetted like an a-bomb. it is similar to "I have a hangnail, so i will rip off my fingers".
the love affairs cause grand Mal seizures in the lovers. type of reaction to situations. so if you go in for cornball over the top emotional hooey.
this is your movie. interesting topic poorly written and acted.
Sadly,like all Spanish, Hispanic, Latin stuff, this movie is overly dramatic and overblown.
just look at aldomavar movies like "tak to her"
every emotion is jetted like an a-bomb. it is similar to "I have a hangnail, so i will rip off my fingers".
the love affairs cause grand Mal seizures in the lovers. type of reaction to situations. so if you go in for cornball over the top emotional hooey.
this is your movie. interesting topic poorly written and acted.
Auntie Mame
(1958)
required watching for homosexual aspirants
6 September 2004
Watching, Roz float through these scenes is every gay boys right of passage.
The dialogue, the pace is what every queer boy, coming to New York will have to learn. What is there to learn from this film ?
Dress, style, carriage, voice and mixing a martini.
The dweeb kid, Patrick grows into his heritage and adopts the world view of Auntie. He does however opt for the maiden chick as his wife but Mame approves and pulls the newbie into her nest and the story continues.
The sets, costumes and overall style of Beekman Place are timeless.
The dialogue, the pace is what every queer boy, coming to New York will have to learn. What is there to learn from this film ?
Dress, style, carriage, voice and mixing a martini.
The dweeb kid, Patrick grows into his heritage and adopts the world view of Auntie. He does however opt for the maiden chick as his wife but Mame approves and pulls the newbie into her nest and the story continues.
The sets, costumes and overall style of Beekman Place are timeless.
Hysterical Blindness
(2002 TV Movie)
a little over the top
26 August 2002
Just a little over the top but Thurmann and Lewis really do capture the "big-hair" Jersey girl to a tee. The whole Gena Rowlands Ben Gazzara relationship was just filler. The over the top performance was Thurmanns' she had so much angst and bitterness it is surprising that anyone spoke to her, ever. The melt down scene at the end was inevitable. The point is the telling of a story about a small segment of an american female "type"; the jersey girl.
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