Reviews
Pentathlon (1994)
This movie is outstanding!!!!
This has got to be one of the five best movies of all time, it is absolutely amazing. Dolph should have won many academy awards already in his illustrious career, but he tends to be overlooked. When I think of exciting action, I think of Dolph Lundgren. Dolph is also very versatile, he can play almost any role, from the sinister yet likable Ivan Drago, to the amazing Major Frank Cross, and who can forget him as He-man, I thought he should have got best actor for that. In this film he does an excellent job as Eric Brogar, he truly shows that anyone can go to the Olympics, if they train hard enough. Keep on making those great movies Dolph!!! GO DOLPH!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitchell (1975)
Riveting, self-paced action for the IQ impaired
This film can only elicit one remark as a summary of this great piece of American Film. Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma Mitchell......
WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP!!!!! If it wasn't for the Mystery Science Theatre rendition, the cast and crew of this movie would/should be unceremoniously rounded up, tortured, and shot! I have been working on my bedroom technique of picking up the six pack with my toes. I know how women love classy moves, and I bow before the King of classy moves: Joe Don Baker. If you watch the movie, bow in the presence of the King. He evidently was Gary Busey's idol.
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
A rollicking adventure deep into the pits of stupidity.
If you actually were able to view this crap all the way through, you are better able to absorb self inflicted torture than the average human. I was agonizing through this wonderful piece of film up until the "egg scene" and had to "turn away" and turn it off. All I can think of to sum up my final thoughts of "Mission to Nausea" is (and I quote) "I'm in ze bathroom, I'll meet you there".
rating: 0.5 Smirnoffs (out of a possible 1000)