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The Fast and the Furious (2001)
Holy Cow Here is a True piece of Tripe!!!
Inane moronic sub-human plotline with horrible acting,stupid dialogue.I cant understand Kids,,there just so easily swayed into liking these contrived pieces of filth.When I was 15 or 16 I wasnt looking at these kinds of stupid,over-the-edge,loud rap-metal music playing in the background of every scene,movies.Whats the deal with kids these days,the majority actually think this was a "Good" movie.Im scared for these people,some of these ones will go on to be doctors,lawyers,and even more important members of Hollywood.It frightens me to think of an Award Winning Director 25 years down the road,naming the films that molded his cinema direction.AHHH!! With the rash of Crap getting made,like Fast and Furious,The Musketeer,A Knights Tale, American Outlaws,and any other dim witted fluff out there,its a wonder you can actually find a good FILM out there,let alone a good movie.
The Pest (1997)
SHOOT the Director
I rented this movie,,,I felt like hanging myself with the tape,but I was sure it would have been crap to,and it would have broke.This was one of the WORST movies I have ever seen,Its in my top 10 of worst movies ever.Sad to say I have seen better movies late night on HBO,You know the ones with the storyline which goes: Dancer must chace down inner city thugs,who have captured her friend who was involved in selling drugs.Those are usually the worst movies ever,but The Pest goes far beyond,,It is perhaps the most annoying movie ever made,,Sadly in 25 years it will probely be looked at as a campy,"they meant to make it bad" movie,and people will search it down and buy it up,and a special edition DVD will come out with the director saying "As I was making this film,I knew we were on to something,,John is a genious,a comedic ghandi",,There will be special deleted scense which they had "just found",which will be the worst pieces of celluloid ever shot,,What can I say ,,I mean HOW did it get as many stars as it did,,AHHHHH,,People are nuts
The Pest (1997)
SHOOT the Director
I rented this movie,,,I felt like hanging myself with the tape,but I was sure it would have been crap to,and it would have broke.This was one of the WORST movies I have ever seen,Its in my top 10 of worst movies ever.Sad to say I have seen better movies late night on HBO,You know the ones with the storyline which goes: Dancer must chace down inner city thugs,who have captured her friend who was involved in selling drugs.Those are usually the worst movies ever,but The Pest goes far beyond,,It is perhaps the most annoying movie ever made,,Sadly in 25 years it will probely be looked at as a campy,"they meant to make it bad" movie,and people will search it down and buy it up,and a special edition DVD will come out with the director saying "As I was making this film,I knew we were on to something,,John is a genious,a comedic ghandi",,There will be special deleted scense which they had "just found",which will be the worst pieces of celluloid ever shot,,What can I say ,,I mean HOW did it get as many stars as it did,,AHHHHH,,People are nuts
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Stanley Kubrick a COMPLETE filmmaker
Stanley Kubricks recent and final opus into movie making hits a new note,not a bad note but a dark,spining,blow to the cortex of what movies are susposed to be like.Every time Stanley Kubrick started working on a movie,im sure he had begun months earlier thinking of ways to twist and turn the audience into being clay in his hands. Eyes Wide Shut does the same, perhaps more than any of his other achievments,not to say this was his overall best attempt at a magnificant film,but overall left people thinking and trying to decern what they just seen.No im not going to tell the story line and perhaps no one could completly describe what it was anyway.I will say it was a point blank hit on the bulls eye of the movie making board,and as it ages will no doubt grow to be one of the most discussed,and meaning finding films of history.
Psycho (1960)
THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE
Anything i would say has already been said but still it's worth crediting this masterpiece again. What else would you want with a movie great direction, superb acting,great set,great story With one of the best acting performances of our time Anthony Perkins created something that other actors have never been able to accomplish that is successfully he made someone you'd never suspect. Sure you might have thought him to be the one when you first saw it but he crafted a man whose emotions you would think would definitely help his mother but wouldn't join with her Hitchcock who is also the best director of all time sends a never again greatly crafted 100 K Diamond to the screen with a magnificiant SHING!!! of the blade