There isn't enough suspension of disbelief in the world to get you through "Machete." But you won't care. So many blades and body parts are flying, so many really good actors are vamping the hell out of their parts, it simply doesn't matter.
I do wish Danny Trejo got more work that did justice to his talent. His sting on "Real Housewives" showed he's capable of more than just gritting his teeth and chopping people up. And see "Heat" to watch him and his buddy Bobby DeNiro, whose performance in this movie is jaw-droppingly awful because that was what he was aiming for, flex their acting muscles some.
I had a chance to meet Trejo a few years ago on the set of yet another really bad movie. With him was his shaman, who was his only entourage, an older man who also had done hard time and emerged stronger for it. I was deeply impressed by Trejo's spirituality and his intellect, and his very sly sense of humor. Then he went and chopped some people up. It was glorious.
Until the day comes when someone realizes what Trejo could do with a real script, I will blissfully watch him make the most of trash. He's the Marlon Brando of arterial spurts.
I do wish Danny Trejo got more work that did justice to his talent. His sting on "Real Housewives" showed he's capable of more than just gritting his teeth and chopping people up. And see "Heat" to watch him and his buddy Bobby DeNiro, whose performance in this movie is jaw-droppingly awful because that was what he was aiming for, flex their acting muscles some.
I had a chance to meet Trejo a few years ago on the set of yet another really bad movie. With him was his shaman, who was his only entourage, an older man who also had done hard time and emerged stronger for it. I was deeply impressed by Trejo's spirituality and his intellect, and his very sly sense of humor. Then he went and chopped some people up. It was glorious.
Until the day comes when someone realizes what Trejo could do with a real script, I will blissfully watch him make the most of trash. He's the Marlon Brando of arterial spurts.
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