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The Musketeer (2001)
Not Worth your time and money
this is a pretty poor movie in terms of movie making quality. Cheesy low budget music that only inspires someone to write it better, cheap acting from pretty much every actor in the movie, the fight scenes were hilarious I mean people in the audience including myself were laughing. This is no serious action flick, heck its not even an action flick its more like a comedy. I suggest waiting till it gets to the dollar theater, or waiting for it on tape, cause this was not worth sitting in a cramped theater for.
Shrek (2001)
Did I miss something in viewing Shrek
There was little to no story, and what was presented as a story in the advertisements was done away with at the very begining of the film, I doubt that Shrek will hold this high of a rating for a long time (look how fast it took Phantom Menace to fall down the charts).
In terms of animation it looked nice, but sheesh this movie was just another excuse to take cheap shots at Disney, and while most Disney animated films have morals, there was no redeeming value in this movie at all. The moral of the story was what? its okay to be ugly just not short?
The characters were all pretty much annoying, and at the end of the movie which was where the Princess transforms its pretty predictable as I was thinking to myself as the smoke covered her body (okay so she's gonna change into a Ogre I'm wayy Ahead of you guys) its a direct cop out of a the Beauty and the Beast story we all know. I think it would have been a heck of alot better had she transformed into her female human self, and fell in love with the Ogre, at least that way it would have presented a message.
Only message I found here is Peter Kratzenberg hates disney and well he can SUCK MY tape of Toy Story a film that still exceeds every 3d animated film ever made.
Strangers with Candy (1999)
Oh my, oh my
Boy, was this horrible. It felt like torture that lasted 5 hours even though it lasted only 30 minutes, it is like a really awful version of Pete and Pete (that show is horrible too), if you know what is good for you, you would not watch this show without a face mask and ear muffs.
Pushing Tin (1999)
Great, Funny and well acted
The movie was great, well acted, and overall.... funny, without the vulgar jokes, I reccomend this to adults, because I know teenagers nor kids would find this film funny.
Le Cinquième Élément (1997)
FreeStyle Acting?
The movie script was so bad I suppose the actors had a freestyle, where they would say what ever they wanted to, it was a plain out crappy movie, and I bet you no one will rember this piece of cheese after 50 years, this was like a mix of every sci fi movie, and then it tried to be a comedy, or at least it looked like it was trying to be one.
Heavy Metal (1981)
great for animation fans
I'm sorry but saying this movie sucks is an understatement, the beginning and the ends were good, stay awake for the ending, despite the boring inbetween stuff, but don't miss the odd stuff inbetween it was either humorus, or gothic in a way. I can stay awake through anything, even HobGoblins, this is a great movie for animation lovers, definitely not for kids, but still this was a good animation.
Heavy Metal (1981)
great for animation fans
I'm sorry but saying this movie sucks is an understatement, the beginning and the ends were good, stay awake for the ending, despite the boring inbetween stuff, but don't miss the odd stuff inbetween it was either humorus, or gothic in a way. I can stay awake through anything, even HobGoblins, this is a great movie for animation lovers, definitely not for kids, but still this was a good animation.