I saw this on cable, expecting it to be terrible. Well, it wasn't exactly bad. It wasn't exactly good. In fact, Annapolis is what it is: a slick, technically well made infomercial. It was interesting to read comments from actual graduates, who seem to find this flick either funny or mildly insulting.
And does it have every cliché in the book? You're HOO-RAH it does!
Let's see. Jake Huard (Franco) is the Blue Collar Kid From the Wrong Side of the Bay. Most of his buddies work in a naval shipyard (how's THAT for dramatic irony?) For Jake, the Only Honorable Thing to Do is to go to Annapolis, where he meets a whole battleship load of clichés. There's the Fat Kid, the Rival, the Bully (in this movie, bullying is only good if it Helps Make You Better), and the Girl Our Hero Can't Have. And let's not forget the Wise Old Coach who teaches Jake that Boxing is Life. (Apparently, at Annapolis all you do is chat up your opposite-sex superiors and train for the Big Match). Oh, and let's not forget the Mentor from the Real World, a Marine (Gibson) who talks like a cross between Lee Ermey and Tony Robbins. His pep talks about how The Navy Wants Only Perfection and You Make It Happen, are clearly intended to be high points in the script, but come off sounding about as inspirational as Pat Robertson trying to rap. In his plebe year, Jake discovers that Integrity is All and the most important thing is: Never Quit. I won't spoil it for you, but gosh, there are just no surprises here. You'll figure it out before Plot Point Two.
Again, that doesn't make this a bad picture; just a clichéd and derivative one. If this kind of misfit-underdog-fits-in plot is your thing, then goodonya. It wasn't even as politically annoying as I had expected: the propaganda is only implied and Iraq gets only a subtle passing mention at the end, when our hero is challenged to Be Even Better.
Five and a half out of 10 for being better than "An Officer and a Gentleman." But if you want a good movie about the military experience, rent "Full Metal Jacket" instead.
And does it have every cliché in the book? You're HOO-RAH it does!
Let's see. Jake Huard (Franco) is the Blue Collar Kid From the Wrong Side of the Bay. Most of his buddies work in a naval shipyard (how's THAT for dramatic irony?) For Jake, the Only Honorable Thing to Do is to go to Annapolis, where he meets a whole battleship load of clichés. There's the Fat Kid, the Rival, the Bully (in this movie, bullying is only good if it Helps Make You Better), and the Girl Our Hero Can't Have. And let's not forget the Wise Old Coach who teaches Jake that Boxing is Life. (Apparently, at Annapolis all you do is chat up your opposite-sex superiors and train for the Big Match). Oh, and let's not forget the Mentor from the Real World, a Marine (Gibson) who talks like a cross between Lee Ermey and Tony Robbins. His pep talks about how The Navy Wants Only Perfection and You Make It Happen, are clearly intended to be high points in the script, but come off sounding about as inspirational as Pat Robertson trying to rap. In his plebe year, Jake discovers that Integrity is All and the most important thing is: Never Quit. I won't spoil it for you, but gosh, there are just no surprises here. You'll figure it out before Plot Point Two.
Again, that doesn't make this a bad picture; just a clichéd and derivative one. If this kind of misfit-underdog-fits-in plot is your thing, then goodonya. It wasn't even as politically annoying as I had expected: the propaganda is only implied and Iraq gets only a subtle passing mention at the end, when our hero is challenged to Be Even Better.
Five and a half out of 10 for being better than "An Officer and a Gentleman." But if you want a good movie about the military experience, rent "Full Metal Jacket" instead.
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