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The 13th Warrior (1999)
Pretty
A beautifully shot film. The Norsemen are well cast for both physical presence and acting ability. There were plot holes that you could drive a truck through but it is a fabulous epic adventure. Way too short. The editor got rather carried away but there is still enough left for a few good thrills.
Some aspects of the story may look a little familiar to a student of the classics: a hero named Boliwif, villain(s) called Wendel that attacks at night after the heros are asleep, the villain carrying off parts of the dead, ect. I could go into further similarities to that familiar epic poem, but it would spoil the plot.
Quite good but don't expect "Lawrence of Arabia".
'Gator Bait 2: Cajun Justice (1988)
Swamp silly
Your basic rape revenge sort of thing. Nothing terribly graphic . Very little skin. Extremely low budget. However it does have three redeeming points.
It is so bad it is funny.
A good boat chase scene (No, not comparable to Face Off or either of the two Bond movie chases, but hey, they're little aluminum boats).
Jan MacKenzie is a very cute redhead and her "attire" really does make the above chase scene special.