rodcorvo Reviews

Problem Child (1990)

Come on you idiots its a kids movie.

[24 August 2000]

Im tired of all these stupid people saying how bad this movie is and how it teaches kids to misbehave. But come on its a kids movie its not meant for all you dumb grandmas. I saw the movie and it was extremely funny it didnt make me misbehave it just made me laugh. So if you arent a kid you shouldnt be watching kids movies if all your gonna do is complain about the violence and the messages in this film. Anyway Problem Child is a good fun kids movie not meant for adults. Anyway kids will love this movie and its pretty damm funny so I give it 4 stars. I laughed my head off. The sequel is also pretty good too.

Radio Active (1998–2001)

maybe I was a little too harsh

[18 July 2000]

In my second review I said This Show Sucks. I shoudnt have said that. Now that I have watched the show a bit more I have found that these two actors are okay but nothing compared to the original characters. If anyone knows any new roles Micheal Yarmush is in email me. Try and see Ratz it has Morgans sister in a major role.

Omen IV: The Awakening (1991 TV Movie)

Omen 4 Rules.

[9 April 2000]

In Omen 4 Damiens daughter is adopted to a family and she starts doing evil things. It might sound like a dumb movie that doesnt have much of a plot but it really isnt. There are some truly creepy scenes in this movie and creative deaths. I think this is the second best movie in the Omen trilogy, Omen 1 being the best. I give this movie 8 out of 10 stars. (A must see for fans of the trilogy)

Isabel (1968)

Strange movie.

[2 April 2000]

I saw Isabel last night on TV and it was strange. For the first fifteen minutes of the film its hard to understand anything about it. It has some weird creepy scenes in it too that just dont seem to fit in. The ending is horrible it leaves you thinking huh why the heck did I watch this horrible movie. It seems that the only reason I kept on watching was it felt like something exiting was going to happen but it didnt. There was some kind of weird ghost person who appears a few times. The movie just doesnt make any sense. I give it 3 out of 10 stars.

Beast Machines: Transformers (1999–2001)

Started good but got extremely dumb.

[21 March 2000]

Everyone knows that Beast Machines Transformers is just a half an hour commercial disguised as a commercial. Sure the first couple of episodes were pretty good. But after the show got famous the writers decided to change all the characters completely so they could make more action figures. Right now it seems that theve all evolved again and are even dumber. Now for the plot Its pretty simple two spaceships crash land or something. And a crazy war starts between the robot owners of the two ships.

Snow Day (2000)

So So kids film (warning spoiler included)

[15 March 2000]

Snow day was your average Nickelodeon movie. It was dumb and some of the jokes really sucked. It had its moments but most of it was kind of dull. The kids were pretty annoying and the completely unrealistic plot was even more annoying. Some kids tie the snowplowing guy to a sign then drive off with his snowplower without getting in trouble? If you look closely it looks like they got the cast of Harriet The spy and made it into another movie. Chevy Chase wasnt as funny as he should have been. I think this movie deserves 4 out of 10 stars. Parents beware you will probubly hate this movie.

Digimon: Digital Monsters (1999–2007)

Neat show

[7 March 2000]

I am surprised that Im the first to review this show. At first it was just a complete wannabe of pokemon (It even sounds the same as pokemon). Its about a bunch of kids who get sent into some kind of weird world called the digiworld. (Its seems that everything in the digital world starts with digi)They have digimon that are supposed to protect them. Digimon can digivolve numerous times (another thing copied from pokemon) and become stronger. They had to fight this dark wizard guy. But now there on earth fighting more crazy digimon. Its an okay show actually if you dont mind how it copies just about everything it can from pokemon.

Radio Active (1998–2001)

This show sucks

[23 February 2000]

Radio active was once my favourite show. I was the first person to comment on it. Now they have taken off two characters without explanation and added two dorks who cant act. Suddenly George isnt very funny and the jokes are childish and unfunny. I hope that bring back Micheal Yarmush cause if they dont Radio Active will die off quicker than it should.

Needful Things (1993)

great movie

[21 January 2000]

I dont understand why the critics hate this movie. It isnt very scary. It could have been a comedy if it didnt have the gory scenes like the little boy who tries to kill himself and the dog that gets skinned. I'll give it a 7 out of 10. Recommended for Stephen King fans.

Malcolm in the Middle (2000–2006)

Much better than I had expected

[10 January 2000]

Malcolm in the Middle is a smart funny show. I have only seen the first episode but I already love it. It is very realistic and it reminds me of my family. At first it looked like a dumb copycat of The Simpsons. Its about Malcolm a kid in a very strange family. I think this will become a great situation comedy.

The Mysterious Monsters (1975)

Okay!

[21 December 1999]

I saw this film on telivision and t was a lot better than I had expected but it wasnt anything special. Its a documentry mostly focused on bigfoot and the yeti. Some of the scenes were bigfoot apears are mildly creepy. Anyway it had a lot of flaws but I'll give it 2 and a half stars.

RECCOMENDED FOR BIGFOOT FANS AND SOMEBODY WHO HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO.

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

A great film but not scary

[8 December 1999]

I really liked the film sleepy hollow. There was a bit too much blood. Some scenen were exaggerated especially the scene where Ichabobs mom is in that torture machine and the machine opens. It did not have a single scene that was boring from beginning to end it was pure action. Christopher Walken was great as the headless horseman. I'll give it a 8 out of 10

Radio Active (1998–2001)

A great show

[5 December 1999]

I just love Radio active. It is highly underated. I watch it whenever I can its the funniest show on TV. Its about kids in high school who have their own radio station for the school and they will do anything to get higher ratings. I love the Jerry Springer episode it is hillarios. I just hope that it doesn't get canceled