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Love, Sex & Murder (2001)
Who's Your Daddy!?
This film had me laughing and blushing at the same time. The actors are great. They have almost no lines, but you know what they're thinking at all times. I especially love how the women come out as the one's in control. A fact taken to the extreme by the final shot of the film. This is what a short film should be - fast and entertaining. Good job!
Rocket's Red Glare (2000)
Braindead Entertainment
Nothing I can write about this film (and I use that term loosely) can accurately describe how awful it is.
The other user comments were right, although I feel that if I spend that much effort writing about this film I will regret, not only the time I wasted watching it, but even more time on this internet site.
The acting, the story, and the direction were pathetic. I suppose (and I'm not in the film industry), but those things fall on the director's head. Especially since he wrote the script.
What kind of message did this film send? Grandfather's unite, sacrifice your gransons b/c we're too old, frail, and afraid to do things for ourselves!
Bad, bad filmmaking.
Soccer Dog: The Movie (1999)
Wonderful, Hip, and Touching
This film was everything I never thought it was going to be. I was babysitting and it came on HBO. I sat the three kids in front of the TV and to my surprise they were mesmorized by the film. Even more shocking than that was that I too, found myself into the story.
The humor, in a clever way, plays to both the adults and kids at the same time.
Overall it won't set the film world on fire, but it was a fun hour and a half!