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Critters Attack! (2019)
Bad Bad Bad !!!!
Terrible storyline. Terrible acting. Terrible deaths. Just terrible. The Critters are hand puppets and the effects are poorly done. Looks like a made for tv pg-13 crapfest. I was expecting better than this. The older movies are good compared to this one. Had to write a review. This was garbage.
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
GARBAGE
This movie was GARBAGE from the beginning till the end. Too much super heroes. Too much CGI. Zero plot. Everybody sucked in this mess. The Hulk just got on my nerves and i love the guy. Avoid this if you can. It´s just an empty shell. Awful movie.Pure GARBAGE.
Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)
Is this some kind of a sick Joke ??!!
Oh my God!!Where do i begin.I've just seen this turd last night and I'm in shock.What happened to JCVD??He looks tired and ill.Why did Dolph Lundgren sign up for this mess??Andrew Scott was the light of the party in the first movie,he had great lines and a strong presence he practically erased JCVD's character Luc Deveraux. The sets were extremely cheap and the story made no sense whatsoever.Until this instant i don't understand why this was called universal soldier.This looks like it was directed by ED WOOD or something,the action is very poor and after a while gets too repetitive.I was expecting something in terms of a plot similar to the first flick,i was waiting to see JCVC and DOLPH working together and later watching Dolph's character go crazy again and killing the entire platoon.That didn't happen and instead we see a pointless fight between the two of them.On top of that Dolph practically makes a CAMEO. Don't waste your time and money watching this.
O Ninja das Caldas (2001)
Great effort
Let's get one thing straight to begin with!!This is CRAP plain and simple,having said that,let me share my opinion with all of you.This a home made movie and amateur as it gets,the budget is non-existing and so does the plot and acting.But this is one of those cases in which it's so bad that's actually good.The soundtrack is unbelievable and the lines are cheesy as hell: "Where is your boss damm it?? He is in Óbidos,im a ninja and you wont get a word outta of me".What???The rest is as siley as it comes,a great fight scene in a place called Ninja Bar,where u see they use always the same extras and actors disguised as Ninjas and a stupid standoff with our lead hero and a coupple of robots,or should i say,two guys wearing several boxes that you can find at your local market place.It's all Fun.I will never forget an experience such as this.I only have one question:"Will there ever be a sequel???"
Prom Night (2008)
Unwatchable
A Remake from a classic horror flick should be made with respect.This flick just slaps the original right in the face,i mean,bad actors and a total lack of blood and gore.Come on!What is this crap??This was supposed to be horror people!Almost no blood was spilled in the making of this and where is the horror? Those Hollywood movie producers should reconsider every time they decide to remake something. This is dog pooh and nothing else. What happened to logic? Why does the killer look like Billy Bob Thorton? Where did they find the guide female actress? Just awful.When i see movies like this just makes me go back to the eighties and nineties again.Back then there wasn't much CGI but the movies were enjoyable.