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MadWorld (2009 Video Game)
8/10
ABSOLUTE MADNESS!!!!
18 August 2023
MadWorld is definitely up there with No More Heroes as being a prime example of how the Wii was more than capable of having non family friendly games. The fact this game goes relatively overlooked especially since the developer, Platinum Games eventually hit it big with Bayonetta is honestly pretty sad.

The game stars Jack Cayman, a veteran contestant of DeathWatch, a kill or be killed fueled gladiatorial game show. His goal is to conquer the various other ranked players of the game and steadily climb the leaderboard to become number 1, all the while splitting intel with Agent 13, who sponsors Jack in progressing through the game and Amala, a government spy helping Jack in solving a mystery involving a deadly virus spread across the island forcing the citizens to kill in order to receive a cure.

As for the game itself, good lord, is it satisfying as hell to play?! The game has Jack running through various open ended levels with multiple ways to kill enemies. Jack is equipped with attacks of his own such as his signature chainsaw equipped arm but your real best weapon is more often than not, the levels themselves. They are filled with various hazards and weapons like spike covered walls (or rose bushes as the game chooses to call them), moving trains, catapults, and buzzsaws. Throwing enemies into these hazards along with combining that with shoving things like tires and signposts into them will raise your point count and steadily unlock various new ways to kill leading up to the boss. The more creative your kills are, the more points you receive. Eventually you'll take part in the Bloodbath Challenge, a segment hosted by the comically over stereotypical pimp, The Black Baron. These consist of things like batting enemies into an oversized dartboard or tossing them into firework launchers and watching them explode upon taking off. Basically every single way you can kill in this game is not only hilarious but satisfying to pull off.

Presentation wise, the game definitely stands out. The Sin City comic book art style definitely makes for a very unique looking game with the only thing in color being ironically, the blood. The character designs are also very cool, with plenty of them being obvious nods to other video game or movie characters. Such as Jack being a clear nod to Hellboy, RinRin resembling Chun Li, and The Masters resembling Obi Wan and Luke (or Qui Gon and Obi Wan or Anakin and Obi wan. One of those 3 anyway). The music is a great blend of hip hop and rock and roll with the boss themes standing out the most and the voice acting is especially good with every character being so well casted. Steve Blum as expected brings a very badass performance to Jack but the show is especially stolen by Who's Line Is It Anyway's Greg Proops and Adventure Time and Futurama's John DiMaggio who play Howard and Kreese, the announcers of DeathWatch. Every single line they say is hilarious, often poking fun at certain kills, when you grab a pickup, and of course breaking the fourth wall.

Overall, MadWorld is a very uniquely fun game. It's not perfect obviously since the camera could be a little better and the story being a tad all over the place (although with gameplay like this, I'm sure story will be the last thing on the player's mind). But regardless, it's a fun 3D style beat 'em up and one of the best in that category. If you haven't played it yet, now is a perfect time to start.
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8/10
It's Kill or be Killed
22 July 2021
No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle is like it's predecessor a fantastic game and an absolutely great time to be had.

Travis Touchdown is back after being gone for a long time and during that time had been knocked down the rankings by new assassins, most of which seeking revenge. The UAA, now a fully functioning business, is now holding exactly 51 ranks, and everyone wants in on being the best. After beating Mr. 51, Travis is told by Sylvia that if he can become #1 again then he will get the "five course meal" as oppose to just a taste like before. This of course gets Travis excited and willing to take the top rank once again. But shortly after the fight, his best friend Bishop is murdered by some street punks and this drives Travis to the desire for revenge. Sylvia then tells Travis that this murdering was the work of Jasper Batt Jr. Who is not only the CEO of Santa Destroy's leading corporation Pizza Batt but also the #1 ranked assassin. Travis then makes it his goal to take down Jasper, become #1 once again and avenge Bishop.

The gameplay is largely the same as the first game but has many improvements to set it apart. Ranking battles can now be taken on whenever your ready making it so nothing can break up the action of both the story and gameplay and they're still plenty of side missions and mini games to earn money from 99% of which interestingly made in the style of 8 bit which in a way also makes them more fun to play and master compared to the ones in the first game. No More Heroes 2 also see's the playable debut of Travis' apprentice Shinobu Jacobs and his twin brother Henry Cooldown. While both are playable for very short periods of time and may or may not be as fun to control as Travis, both are still very fun to be able to control and are a fine way to change things up.

No More Heroes 2 Desperate Struggle is absolutely non stop fun and a great game to enjoy for both it's story and gameplay. It's not all quite created perfectly and while a sudden difficulty spike during the final boss does bring the experience down a teeny bit, the game is still very solid and fun to play all the way through thanks to it's addictive gameplay, intriguing story, and not to mention it's kickass soundtrack.

All that's left to say is NUMBER 1, HERE I COME!!!!!!
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Arms (2017 Video Game)
8/10
Unlike anything I've ever played before
19 December 2020
ARMS is a very interesting IP. It's very addictive, has interesting characters and is just a great game to play. I especially like when they hold party crashes online since it's the perfect way to play for a surprise and just great to team up with other people (even after fighting against each other)
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10/10
What a great collection!
8 November 2020
It's amazing to finally play 6 games that were strictly only for handhelds on a home console. All of the games represented here range from good to excellent with Mega Man Zero 3 being the overall best one. The new mode Z Chaser is also great for players who take interest in speed running as well. Along with some amazing artwork in the gallery and fantastic original music of it's own, the collection also features Zero 3's E-reader support and ZX's lock on feature allowing you to fight bosses from Zero 3 and 4, which is great in the context of a truly fan focused collection. All I can say is: once you play this collection, you're hooked.
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The X Factor UK (2004–2024)
10/10
Isn't it obvious?
8 November 2020
Bad Auditions are hilarious, I love watching this show for that alone.
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