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Down to Earth (2001)
Not his best work,, but very funny, and definitely worth at least one Viewing
'Down to earth' is a classic set up for romance comedy. You expect a little more of his crass behaviour. I think this movie would have better if Chris Rock was giving more creative control. He probably got a lot money thrown at him for this,, and I don't care how much he gets paid,
The more the better.
Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser (2015)
Filth, Garbage and Dirt
I didn't think it was possible to make a movie worse than Joe Dirt. However Happy Madison once again decided to take a dump and Joe Dirt 2 is what sprayed out.
This movie tries to lampoon but all it is, is poo.
Nothing funny about this comedy.
Evil Bong 420 (2015)
What the F@#k?
1hr30mins gone. What am I doing with my life?
If the smoke doesn't kill your brain cells, this movie will get the job done.
True Stories (1986)
These Stories Are Truly Warm
I'm not usually a fan of musicals. However this movie is so truly strange that it's almost as if I wasn't aware of them singing. This movie is so warm and inviting, it instantly puts you in this strange comfortable dream state. I think that's what David Byrne was aiming for.
The stories are simple, they flow and intertwine smoothly. This movie is filled with the unique imagination of David Byrne, who is our personal guide through the streets and surrounding dusty roads of Virgil, Texas.
There is no real conflict in this movie. That's what makes it such an inviting and heartwarming watch. A perfect movie for a lazy summer Saturday afternoon.
Frankenstein's Army (2013)
Heavy Metal Madness
The acting in this movie leaves something to desire. I believe it would have been a better movie if it was not "found footage".
Luckily it is made up by the absolute mind blowing imagination in creating these monsters. There's an extreme amount of detail and it takes a few watches to see all there is to see. It's total Monster Metal Mania.
Escape Room (2019)
There's no escaping the fact this movie is bad.
The characters are the typical cliched group, trying to convince us we should invest in this storyline. There is nothing new or exciting that happens in this movie. Save a lot of time and just watch the trailer. I guarantee you will be finding anyway to escape this movie.
Westworld (1973)
Yul regret missing out on Westworld.
The concept of this movie is very well adapted to screen, through the eye of Michael Crichton.
Yul Brynner's robotic amble is the highlight of this movie. Brynner's the Anti-Hero we all want to see win.
Muck (2015)
Down N' Dirty and absolute Garbage
The only people that would enjoy this movie is 13 year old boys, who find it on late night cable. I love a good Bad movie. Numerous Troma Films come to mind. Muck is just a bad Bad movie.
Muck, that's exactly where this movie belongs.
Walking with the Dead (2015)
The lucky Dead. They don't have to sit through this.
The writing in this movie is of the lowest form of comedy. The dreaded parody. The movie has a few funny moments. However a few moments cannot fill a few hours. The movie limps along like a one legged zombie. It would have made a funny bit in a sketch show, short film but not stretched out into a full-length film.