the-teacherspet Reviews

Crash and Burn (2008 TV Movie)

Fast Paced Movie with Nice Cars and Bad Men.

[10/10 · 30 March 2008]

i really enjoyed this movie. it is about a high tech car thief who is recruited by the FBI to bust a car theft ring. Kind of like gone in "sixty seconds" meets "bulletproof". it is a movie that will appeal to younger people. it keeps a high pace of action, with out a lot of mushy stuff. there is the classic hot girl who he has to save, but she doesn't really speak at all in the movie.

the gangsters are classic bad guys, with scars and scary voices. i found the main character to be very likable, i am not familiar with him, but he totally sends out a good guy vibe. i definitely recommend this movie if your bored, and want to see some some mild violence and sweet rides. it was a spike TV movie.

Grilled (2006)

average movie. i expected better from these two

[7/10 · 13 July 2006]

it was an OK movie. i wish it had been a great, hilarious, movie like most would expect from these two comedians, but it wasn't. it is more of a dark comic and less of a comedy. yes, there are some truly hilarious scenes, but nothing seemed original, it seemed like a ripoff of some b-movie. now that i think about it, i just watched this movie, and although i laughed a couple times, its just not very memorable. not one scene really stands out as a highlight of the movie. it is worth watching once though. ^(^)^(^)^if you liked this movie you will really like "the big white" with robin williams/woody Harrison, and "Trigger happy" aka "mad dog time" with jeff goldblum, and every gangster from every gangster movie,(plus, billy idol get shot in the head) totally must see dark comics!

The Shrink Is In (2001)

very likable light hearted comedy, didn't meat potential

[7/10 · 6 July 2006]

this movie was totally watchable. i was surprised at how funny it was. it can how ever be a little slowpaced on the comedy angle. i liked the premise, and it was done very well. i do think this movie was missing something though. it is a good movie, and is definitely worth a watch... you'll get a few good laughs. but it is definitely not nonstop laughter which there is the potential for. as far as style goes, it reminds me of 28 days, love potion number 9, or "dr jekyl and mrs hyde", all of which could have been hilarious, and did indeed have some memorable parts, but missing something that gets it in your home collection.

Leonard Part 6 (1987)

are you guys kidding?! this is just as funny as airplane!

[9/10 · 5 July 2006]

yes. it is totally ridiculous! but it is absolutely hilarious. its not meant to be serious..

its very slapstick and unrealistic... not unlike airplane, loaded weapon, or any lesli nielson movie! the people who give this 1 star are the same people who hate the above said movies! it totally baffles me how underrated this movie is. every bill cosby fan should definitely see this movie, it is bill cosby finally with a different character! there's not enough movies like this! go remt it now! this movie would be great for kids too. if you like totally silly, slapstick movies like airplane loaded weapon, scarymovie 3, than this movie is definitely for you! it is in fact, a total stoner movie!!

Ganked (2005 Video)

Hilarious comedy, totally unique!!!!! non-stop laughter

[9/10 · 2 July 2006]

i saw this movie and expected to be disappointed, with another low budget Friday/menace to south central rip off. but it was absolutely hilarious. keenan, and the teenager from parenthood both play hilarious dual-roles. it really doesn't slow down for a second, there's something in every scene to laugh at. there are so many hilarious characters.... it is very much the same comic style as Friday, {{must see "Paper Soldiers"-hilarious}} or any chris tucker movies. i will say that i think it is aimed at 25 and younger for sure. I'm sure some critics will give this movie a bad review without even watching it, but it is definitely going in my collection! Definitely Worth Seeing!

P.S. Your Cat Is Dead! (2002)

I've definitely seen worse

[9/10 · 9 June 2006]

I've noticed that sometimes ill see a movie, and hate it, maybe even turn it off. but then some time later, ill end up seeing it again, and loving it. this is absolutely one of those movies. ill admit its weird,and borderline TOO gay. but so was dog day afternoon, pulp fiction, and clockwork orange, they were all very weird and sexually deviant too. I'm SHOCKED THIS Didn't BECOME A CULT CLASSIC!! this is really a movie you have to judge for yourself though, as with movies that push the envelope,you'll either LOVE it, or HATE it. take my word for it, it is at least worth a look. :spoiler: i could really use some clarification though, did they just become friends, or lovers!!???!?!?!?!? too open ended, also, is it me or was he stevey not struggling that hard when that fruitloop and his fat friend were going to rape him.