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idiotic overrated wannabe cool
11 December 2010
Sometimes i cant believe how much people forget to have their own opinions. Aren t we tired with people pretending to be nerds just because its become the new "cool"? seriously, this movie seems written by the knives character, some imbecile americanized ,"fake rock" band groupie. The music is awful, the jokes are generally too pretentious to be funny, and the movie is just plain ugly,feels like watching some crazy frog advertising thats an hour and a half long!! finally the characters are annoying and shallow, and the unreal artificial side that might work in a comic makes the movie just boring. If you can just come back to life whenever you want, who cares if you die or fight or whatever? An irritating waste of time!
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cheap harry potter rip off
4 December 2010
worst piece of junk i ve seen in a while, terrible acting (acting??even vanessa redgrave is pitiful here), and they managed to make Venice look like a cheap touristic trap. racist depiction of the poor scared black kid with a thick African accent, haven't seen such characterization since the 30's

overall, its a shame that so many kid's authors take kids for idiots.one hour and a half of absolute boredom, unfunny jokes all over the place , predictable turns, not a trace of action or , god forbid, violence (yes!kids love violence!!or i did, growing up in the 80's..)

avoid at all costs
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