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Reviews
The Unholy (2021)
Unwatchable
Incredibly boring with a stupid plot, bad acting, horrific cgi, and it's not even scary whatsoever. Avoid this.
Tom and Jerry (2021)
This movie blows! *throws movie in toilet*
This movie's biggest problem was that it didn't have enough Tom and Jerry. It didn't need 70 minutes of humans talking and being unfunny. Completely ruined it for me. Should have just brought the original show back.
Escape from Planet Earth (2012)
Eh,
Pretty boring and forgettable but at least it has Brendan Fraser in it.
The Princess and the Frog (2009)
Boring
I was bored the whole time. Also the songs were terrible and none of the characters were likeable
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (2020)
Good
Good. Pretty good. Some moments weren't good. Most were. The adventure? Good. Keanu Reeves? Good. Flashbacks? Not good. Overall I give this movie 7 goods out of 10. Too many flashbacks.
Disaster Movie (2008)
Oh my god
Holy moly this movie... I got the stomach flu after watching this, and I don't think it was a coincidence. Please... I beg you please... Don't watch this movie.
The Nun (2018)
Really bad
I hate this movie. It's really dumb, nothing happens, there's nothing scary, the characters are boring, it's also very offensive to catholics! Just do yourself a favor and avoid this garbage
Aladdin (2019)
No
This film is so disappointing. Well I shouldn't expect much from Disney's remakes. The only part I kinda liked was the songs, except for speechless that was horrible. Overall this movie is pretty lame and I would watch the original over this one any day
Damned! (1998)
Impractical jokers' first film
This was the first movie they made when they were young adults. It's silly and not really good. But I had a pretty good time watching it
Smosh: The Movie (2015)
Unwatchable
Extremely boring, unfunny, and downright awful to the point that it hurts my head.
Child's Play (2019)
This is a fun one
This movie clearly doesn't take itself seriously. It had so many stupid and downright ridiculous scenes. However the story was very entertaining and enjoyable to watch.
The kid who plays andy does a pretty good job. Chucky himself though... I have mixed feelings about him. I like this new interpretation of him, but I still miss how the original one was done. It just had way more character.
The side characters were alright. My favorite one was the detective but I can't remember his name. And those two kids Andy hangs out with weren't really the best. And Andy's moms boyfriend was the biggest jerk in this movie which made his death way more satisfying.
The movie does end in a confusing way but I'm fine with it. I give it a 7/10 it's a good time EDIT: No wait. Upon rewatch I just realized how bad this was. So now it's a 4/10