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The Client (1994)
Stupid kid ruins it! Home alone style farce!
Filled with fallacies throughout!
Why does the fat lawyer try to asphixiate himself, when he has a gun?
What are the chances that both kids are exactly at that spot, at that time?
Why not bump off the kid in the lift, instead of threatening him and giving himself away?
Why did 'the blade' threaten the woman at the beginning, knowing the feds were just outside, and following him?
When 'Gronke' chases the kid through the hospital and into the morgue, he is literally 3 seconds behind im, yet the kid always seems to gain ground through each door, even having time to hide under a sheet with a corpse, his pursuer never actually hearing where he went! This sequence was dreadful, reminded me of 'home alone', it was comical!
What happened to the 3 mafia guys, who were supposed to retrieve the body?
Everyone literally just flies off into the sunset, on a private jet, to start a new life?
Rubbish!
The Last Leg (2012)
Typical, leftist, narrative following drivel!
WHATEVER the 'current thing' is, this idiot will follow it, to the letter!
Everything is 'right wing, pro trump, pro gun, anti vax/pro free speech', all of that is BAD, according to what this clown has been told to say!
Its not even funny either!
Left wing, liberal garbage, its so obvious!
If he doesn't comply, his crap show will be removed , so he does as hes told!
Adam Shills should be his name!
Avoid, its as biased as the BBC and CNN!
He should hang his head in shame, but then, he isn't qualified enough to get a job sweeping the streets! This show is appalling!
He parrots pro narrative crap, the moment it makes news!
'We should all stand with Ukraine' he says, and 'Get your covid vaccines you morons'! Disgusting!
Bandit (2022)
Watchable, but very unrealistic, despite being a 'true story'
The main Protaganist, is a cute, hunky likeable guy, hair always gelled in place, never grows stubble!
He 'escapes from prison', no money, makes it to canada, somehow, still no money, gets a job, using a paper ID card that he buys off of a tramp, with the money he doen't have...from this point, he does a 'scarface', he gets the hot single girl, he meets a crime kingpin (Gibson), who loves him instantly! He ends up rolling in cash!
Banks just hand him over the money, he calls himself a 'pro', but constantly makes mistakes, and no one catches him out!
Not the dreaded 'wokefest' , that every 2022 offering now is, but come on, it was all too easy for the guy!
Try harder, hollywood! This was childish!
Homicide Hunter: Lt. Joe Kenda (2011)
Lame, scripted, silly music and narration, just NO!
Firstly, JOKE ENDER is a producer of this show, he chose a multi millionaire model to play HIM!
Every episode, the (real joe, old, in a suit in a studio) telling us how wise he is, and how , if you commit a crime, he will FIND YOU (Liam neeson; TAKEN style )
Yawn
'I'm really smart, I'm really calm, everything that happened, I MEANT IT TO HAPPEN '
LOTS OF intense, suspenseful music, a male narrator that literally WHISPERS everything!
When you have to add THIS MUCH sensationalism, you just KNOW the stories are told are exaggerated, made for TV rubbish!