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Trollz (2005)
Cute if you're in your tweens
Created by DIC Entertainment, Trollz focuses on the adventures of 2 teenage girl trolls, the 'BFFL' or Best Friends for Life as they contend with the daily hassles of boys, homework, spell casting, and shopping. The characters are:
Amethyst Van Der Troll- The pink-haired one with the bubble-gum sweet personality.
Ruby Trollman: The bytch of the BFFL, a redhead with an explosive temper.
Sapphire Trollzawa- the brainiac of the group, blue hair worn in a giant ponytail
Topaz Trollhopper- The ditzy blonde of the group- think Suzanne Somers when she played Chrissy on 'Three's Company'
Onyx VonTrollenberg- The Goth with the rapier wit and quick comebacks.
B.C.: The First Thanksgiving (1973)
B.C. The First Laugh Riot
This older cartoon is an absolute classic, with tons of sight gags, puns, and plays on words. Our bumbling hero, 'B.C.' accidentally discovers fire, which it turns out The Fat Broad needs to start her pot of rock soup. And the only way to flavor rock soup is with a dead turkey. So our intrepid hunters go after the turkey, despite the fact that none of them really knows what a turkey is. Sample conversation: Peter: "Wiley, ya got a minute?" Wiley: "Yessir?" Peter: "What the heck is a turkey?" Wiley: "You don't know what at tur..." Peter: "SHH! They'll hear us!" (indicates the rest of the cavemen) Wiley: (sotto voce) "You don't know what a turkey is?" (Peter shakes his head) Wiley: "Well, she's got a big nose like this... and a lonnng neck like this... with skinny legs, an' a beautiful tail feather." Peter: "You sure that's a turkey?" Wiley: "It ain't Barbara Streisand!" The opening scene where the different characters are waking up is priceless.