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Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Headband (2007)
Footloose, but in Avatar
This episode was basically Footloose, but in Avatar: The Last Airbender. Great episode though! I thoroughly enjoyed it, like the whole show. That is all I wished to say.
Jurassic Shark (2012)
The Epitome Of Terrible Shark Movies
From terrible cgi to terrible storytelling to terrible acting, this terrible shark film has everything a terrible shark movie needs. The whole plot revolves around a scientist releasing a prehistoric shark that goes killing some teenagers and art thieves. The art thieves lose a painting in the lake and try to retrieve it by sending the teenagers in to get it. There are many just logical mistakes that make the film seem like the filmmakers did not care about the outcome. A scientist lays on the ground with a lab coat soaked in blood (red paint), but when he takes it off he is completely uninsured. The cast walk across the island they are stranded on over the course of a day, and then as they sleep one of them goes back and forth in a couple hours. The acting is completely horrible and the film looked like it was filming with an iPhone. This is what you get from a college student making a shark movie with an extremely low budget.
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
The Star Wars Special that every fan should watch, and then destroy.
Have you ever wanted to watch a wookie watch a cooking show, learn how to build a universal translator from a malfunctioning robot, listen to Bea Arthur sing to the Cantina Band Song, then this is the movie for you. If not, then too bad. You can watch 98 minutes of wookies doing everyday tasks while they wait for Chewbacca and a very unenthusiastic Han Solo to come home. The special starts off with about ten minutes of wookies talking to each other in their own language. (No Subtitles) They then proceed to watch a holographic circus and a few celebrities sing. That is until the Empire decides to trash the place for no reason. Everything from the acting to the ideas just create an imbecilic addition to Star Wars that should be watched, and then destroyed. Mark Hamill's eye shadow and Carrie Fisher's singing just add to the horrendous mess that is the Star Wars Holiday Special. Definitely a memorable tradition that every Star Wars fan should enjoy.