cry_wolf23 Reviews

Captive State (2019)

Boring

[2/10 · 2 June 2019]

This movie started out good for the first 10 mins or so and then it got boring.troll 2 is better than this movie and a lot of people think troll 2 is the worst movie ever made but no i think this one takes the cake. hard to follow story line and boring. can't understand how this has such a high rating. only good thing going for it was that John Goodman was in it.

Pee-wee's Big Holiday (2016)

Oh my god noooo

[3/10 · 20 March 2016]

This Movie Is Awful I never Laughed Once I am A Fan Of The Other 2 Movies This One Should have Been Shelved Before it Was MAde The Storyline is So Stupid It is Like A Mr Bean Clone Only Mr Bean Was Funnier Than Pee Wee Leaving Town To to Go To Some Movie Stars Birthday Party This is So Stupid It Makes Crossroads With Britney Spears Look Like A Masterpiece

You Have no Humor Just 90 Mins Of Pointless Film Wasted Not Even Paul Reubens Could Save this that is how Bad it is Those giving it such a high Rating Must Not See how Stupid The Movie Really is. Just like Joe Dirt 2 Went Straight To Crackle .joe dirt 2 had 1 funny Scene this had no Funny Scenes at all

Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)

Twilight,Fairy tale and boring Crap

[7/10 · 11 June 2013]

this reminds me kinda of twilight u have the hero jack and the princess,a giant and a boring start. While the special effects are good the story movement is lacking and goes to slow and by 30 mins in you will want to stop watching this crap pile. i watched this cause who hasn't heard the story of jack and the beanstalk.i have seen almost all movie tellings of the tale so i figured i'd give this one a chance and i also watched it cause i liked warm bodies so much and this has the guy who Played R in it. not really a bad movie just slow for the first 38 mins and boring then it picks up and is a decent movie. so i will give the rating of a 7 If it wasn't so boring the first 38 mins it would be a 8

Blood Salvage (1990)

A Classic B Movie

[8/10 · 12 May 2011]

I Was Looking For this Movie For Over 20 Years Until i Found It On Ebay And Sadly I DIdn't Do my Research.the DVD I Got Was A Bootleg With cover Art From A Crappy Playing VHS.I Was mad And I Got Even More mad When I Payed 25 Bucks For A Used VHS Of This To Find It Was a Screener Copy. But Although i haven't had much luck Find A Good Copy yet i did enjoy This Film Very Much. You have The Demented Jake A Preacher Wacko and his 2 sons Hiram and Roy.Roy is the Lovable Simple Minded Son who looks like he wouldn't hurt a fly while Hiram trys to be a bad ass with his skynard shirt and El Torino with spikes on the front.. You Have The Very Pretty Wheelchair Bound Young lady(Lori Birdsong)and her Father (John Saxon) and mom and brother on their way home when the RV lose a Tire.Jake shows up to help and isn't much help cause he hides a wicked organ harvesting business behind that smile of his.soon the family finds out but it is a little too late.The Only Good Thing Jake Wants To Do is to help the young Gitl walk again which is a good thing but doesn't make up for his other evil intent. If You Ca Find It Watch It Great B Movie

Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)

Dale Is My Hero

[10/10 · 12 May 2011]

For Those Reviewers Who Love It So Do I A Instant Classic Take 2 Misunderstood Hillbillies+Stupid College Kida+Hot Blonde Chick+Horror+Comedy=Instant Cult Classic Dale Is My Hero.Me Being A Bigger Guy I Relate To Him I To Have The Same Problem with women and he has a hottie Fall in his lap. See This If You Can Find It I Watched It online on some site that streams movies can't remember where and i highly recommend i would so buy it if it is ever released. I Don't Really Know Anything Else To Say about this film other than it is a funny movie and a must for horror and comedy fans.The Cast Is Awesome.Yhe Story is Awesome And Original.Some of the lines in it will become classics and just the way they talk is funny sometimes like when dale says"Shitterhole" The Movie had me at moments rolling on the floor laughing

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)

Stop hating GPK The Movie Is Great

[6/10 · 11 May 2011]

Let See where do i Begin. The Movie Is About Weird Looking Kids who Live In A Garbage Pail(Actually Little People In Costumes).A Antique Shop Owner Named Capn Mancini Who Wants To Keep Them There(And From Reading Most Of the Reviews On Here he Should Have).Dodger A Boy In Love With A Girl Named Tangerine(He Would Love To Squeeze Her Or Something Else:)}But her Boyfriend Named Juice(Tangerine And Juice Lol)Always Wants To Kick his ass.so the during a Fight Dodger is hurt and thrown in a sewer and is saved by the garbage pail kids then comedy ensues as well as romance and adventure as they try to Stop Juice and Dodger and the capn have to break them out of a home for the uglies(They Call Normal People Normies) This Film While No MasterPiece Was Great and funny.A Lot Of Farting and disgusting stuff the costumes made it even Funnier. Until it was Put on DVD By the Good People At MGM(Thanks) This Movie was so rare a used copy would cost more than 50 bucks If You Could Find It So I Guess i am a Garbage Pail Kid Cause I Loved IT

Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)

nothing special

[2/10 · 27 January 2011]

this movie was so bad it makes manos hands of fate look like a blockbuster. The whole movie is like a home video anybody could make at home with no budget.the only thing that made me jump was loud noises.nothing really scary about it. this movie is a rip off of the blair witch style and the blair with project was somewhat believable.Hollywood makes this crap and it makes a lot of money.so if you want a good time waster check it out. i can't believe so many people are like wow this is a true story.i believe in the paranormal and all this but this movie proves that anybody with a video camera can make a ton of money by banging stuff around

Smokey and the Bandit II (1980)

The Bandit and Snowman at It again

[8/10 · 5 December 2010]

well the bandit and snowman are back and this time they have one hell of a big adventure. The bandit and frog have split and the bandit has became a overweight drunk.the burdette's need a crate picked up in Miami so they enlist the help of snowman who has to get bandit's ass back on track with the help of frog of course.After much exercise (including a foot race with a bunch of horses)the bandit is ready for action once again.

After Breaking into the warehouse they find that the crate is huge and what inside is huge as well,a elephant. after some time on the road and a stop for gas snowman thinks the elephant is sick,and as luck would have it a ambulance has just pulled in.so they enlist the help of the doctor inside Played By Funny man Dom Deluise and the doc soon determines the elephant is pregnant.

What is the bandit to due stay on course and risk the elephants life or worry about something other than money for once?

Also look for a lot of cameos in this one.mel Tillis(bless his heart he sing like a bird but has a bad stuttering problem),terry bradshaw,mean joe green and don williams.

Also jackie gleason is back as buford t. justice still trying to catch the bandit and look for a very funny scene where jounir can't get his zipper zipped.jackie also takes on 3 different roles in this one

This movie could be the best sequel in the franchise so give it a watch i give it a 8 out of 10 R.I.P Jackie Gleason and Jerry Reed(The Snowman)

Sex and the Teenage Mind (2002)

Not Very Good But Has It Moments

[11 November 2010]

well what can i say about this movie that hasn't been said.The story kinda reminds me of American pie.i just want to say Lindsay Hollister is a beautiful woman although they made her a inside fat joke.even though she is a big girl i still find her very attractive cause i am a big guy myself.also who can mistake Richard Karn of Home Improvement,Dee Wallace Fro E.T. And Cujo and i must say my personal Fav. Donkey lips From the old nick show salute your shorts.also we have Danica McKellar as Debbie who you may remember as Winnie cooper from the wonder years.i think this movie is just a attempt and showing even the underdog deserves the pretty girl.this movie is a testament in the geek bible of the way life is and deserves better than it has received.actually while not the best film it does have it moments.so check it out if even to see donkey lips in a roll other than salute your shorts.

Alien Space Avenger (1989)

It Is What it is

[7/10 · 10 November 2010]

This movie was great when i was young and now that i am older i still like it.but now i am seeing some of the flaws like for example towards the beginning there is a sex scene with a blond and you can clearly see she still has her panties on.another thing i didn't notice(When i was Younger) is the guy from the classic nick game show "Legends of the hidden temple" is in this.Is it just me or is it kinda weird that he was the host of a kids TV show after this,i am sure he was in more than this and hidden temple but now i will always remember him for this role.what can i say this movie has everything.Comedy,bad acting,softcore sex and boobs,b-movie effects at their best gotta love this movie.i highly recommend it so you guys check it out

Here Come the Munsters (1995 TV Movie)

A Touch of Greatness in the TV Movie Department

[9/10 · 7 December 2007]

This is one of the best TV movies i have Seen and me being a Movie Buff Never Even Knew it existed until i caught it on TV the other day. The Plot Does Seem to Linger a Little From the Series in Places but the Acting is Great and i Highly Recommend Whoever Reads this to get a Copy and Watch it.The Actors are Awesome Don't Remember it Saying Anything about Herman Having a Sister in the Series and Anothor thing that makes this TV Movie so good is the fact that most of the Original actors Made Cameos except for The Original Herman Because Fred Had Pasted Away Years Before.But seeing cameos of the others is kinda cool and almost makes up for the fact that they waited to long to make a sequel to the great series