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Supercross (2005)
i want to hurt this movie, but i can't hurt it like it hurt me
wow. that's all there really is to say about this movie. I don't know if a more vacuous, trite waste of film has ever been scrounged up. This movie has it all. Atrocious acting. Every cliché in the cliché book. Legions of bimbos clamoring for these schmucks. Awful dialogue about the American dream. Stuff like "you'd better watch your back" and "if i wanted to be alone, would i be stripping?" Not to mention the movie is about supercross. What a niche market that is. Never in a million years would i pay to see this movie. I happened to be seeing a good movie, and when walking out of the theatre noticed this semen stain equivalent of a movie just starting. I just couldn't help myself. I couldn't bear more than maybe twenty minutes before I ran out of the theatre screaming and proceeding to curl up in the fetal position once reaching the lobby. Please don't see this movie. Furthermore, if you see any of the actors from it on the street, kick them in the groin once for me. Thank You.
Stella (2005)
Absurd Genius
While I can completely understand the polarizing nature of this show, I found it to absolutely hilarious. While the comedy (like all comedy quite frankly) isn't for everybody, if you are a fan of absurd and esoteric humor this is definitely for you. There's little jokes buried beyond the action that gives way to repeat viewing. Even banal things such as walking seems humorous when done by the men of Stella. I cannot wait for further episodes, and while I assume the show will probably burn out after 2/3 seasons, it will be a great ride while it lasts.It is a show you should definitely check out. You may not like it, but it's worth a shot.
Surf Ninjas (1993)
greatest movie ever!
It's a tough decision, but I think that this is the greatest movie ever, barely edging out Wayne's World and They Call Me Bruce. I dont know why people think this movie is bad. It great! I laugh like all the way through it, Rob Schneider is great and is obviously the greatest actor of all time!
They Call Me Bruce (1982)
Funniest Movie ever
I saw this movie for the first time about a week ago and it is the funniest movie I have ever seen! It can be goofy sometimes, but it is so ridiculously goofy that you still laugh. If you like comedies I HIGHLY recommend this movie for your viewing pleasure.
Lets ask Mikey to do it, he'll try anything