koziki2003 Reviews

The Apprentice (2004–2017)

You're Fired

[1/10 · 14 April 2007]

I can't stand most reality shows and this one is worst than the one with Paris Hilton, and sure it's his company. But "you're fired" or "you're hired", for how many seasons now? After watching the show I wouldn't want to work for the guy with his ego and all and I think watching paint dry has more entertainment valve.

I'd love to hear just one person get up and say "Donald I quit and take some of your money and buy a decent hairdo". I see he's even trying to buy fame in the wrestling WWE. I hope he gets hurt so I don't have to see his pathetic face anymore. It must be sad to want fame so bad and have no talent and make an ass of yourself trying to buy it. I'd give this show a negative mark if I could but it gets a 1 and it doesn't deserve that.

Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Samuel what were you thinking

[1/10 · 28 March 2007]

First I have to say I like Samuel L Jackson , but now I won't be watching movies just because he's in them I was totally disappointed, this couldn't be the same actor that was in Pulp Fiction , but yes sad but true.

The script was poor as were the special effects, there was some comic value but I'm not sure if that was what the director had intended,

The part where the oxygen masks drop and the snakes start biting LAME. Maybe one of the writers or the director should have watched a National Geographic special on snakes or any documentary to learn a little more about snakes to make the plot a little more believable , snakes bite inject venom and let go, these were some new pit bull species that the passengers had to pull and pry from their faces. The snakes didn't even look real, except the shots that used real snakes

I can't believe this was nominated for an award, whatever a Saturn Award is? And for best Horror film yet. I thought up for a Razzie maybe. But I have seen worse I'm surprised it has such a high rating on IMDb it's not deserved.

Even Samuel L Jackson cannot save this; I hope they don't make a sequel not that I will waste my time.