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Ascendant (2021)
The Hunh?
So this is a easy movie to review all you have to say is #$@#$ was it about? Flashback, super powers, murders, kidnap, it's like the writer said hey lets take a bit of everything from everywhere and shove it in a blender. I would mention the plot, but I have no idea what it was. I guess the acting is okay but again how do you really know when there is just mountain sized plot holes in the script. So do a favour and follow the advice of the movie, ascend to something else.
Vanquish (2021)
Whiplash
You know you're in for a rough ride when the opening credits make you go hunh? Hunh? Is there a point to this? Hey look more newspaper clippings, and a retired cop is living in a multi million estate and no one batted an eye. Ruby Rose should be like ruby slippers, click three times and she goes away. Somewhere in this muddled mess of a mess was supposed to be a story. Single mom , bad life blah blah blah, sick kid no explanation there blah blah blah. Forced to pick up money and figures might as well kill a bunch of people while im at it so I can turn away from this life for my daughter.
My head shook so hard watching this , that I am now wearing a neck brace for the whiplash. My eyes rolled so much that I can see I need a hair cut on the back of my head.
My one word review is just 'Don't'