evanandrewblackwell Reviews

Doom 3 (2004 Video Game)

Doom PEE

[7/10 · 7 October 2020]

This game has enviroments so dark (and so so boring seriously call of duty games try harder) you require night vision goggles. Also it attempts to be scary and it seems to have went to the dead space school of horror. What i mean is that imagine your walking around then a monster pops out and goes boo you blast it of and go on with your day. To put it simply it is as scary as a fps (for example apex legends) but when you aim there is a jumpscare

Community (2009–2015)

I don't get it

[6/10 · 17 September 2020]

I mean the show is fine but how come preety much all my freinds and family say this is the greatest thing ever created since tummy rubs and...well...i don't see the appeal i mean i don't get me wrong it made me chuckle hear and then but it didn't make me laugh soooooo i don't f#$&!*? know maybe it's me but i don't get it

Mulan (1998)

ITS A BLOODY MIRACLE

[9/10 · 10 September 2020]

They actually made a film that not only is about female empowerment thats not political/preachy or down right stupid but it put making a good movie first and it's message second im preety sure that was in the book of revolation somwhere (also the less we talk about the remake the better)

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

(pain noice)

[1/10 · 29 August 2020]

If a bunch of people yelling at eachover in the woods wilst the camara constantly shakes is classed as a 'movie' than eating a poo is like eating a stake

Killer Bean Forever (2008)

The beans knees (yeah that was awful)

[9/10 · 29 August 2020]

It's an your average action movie but everyone is a bean?I love it

Ben 10 (2016–2021)

It's getting better

[7/10 · 26 August 2020]

It's not perfect but at least it's trying it's hardest to improve it self

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018–2020)

WOW

[8/10 · 25 August 2020]

To put it simply it's steven universe but it doesn't make me loose all my faith for humanity as a species

Jojo Rabbit (2019)

This movie did the impossible

[10/10 · 24 August 2020]

What did they do well it is very simple. They made nazis likable. I repeat they made NAZIS LIKABLE

Birds of Prey (2020)

Crappy deadpool ripoff

[1/10 · 23 August 2020]

The only intresting part about this pile of dung is the fact my mum calls it the worst movie ever made

The Mandalorian (2019– )

Talk about overrated

[6/10 · 23 August 2020]

Also just beacause BabY yOdA iS cuTe does not mean it's good

Watchmen (2019)

Watchmen more like notman

[1/10 · 23 August 2020]

Talk about soiling on the legeacy on one of the best movies/comic book of all time. Searously who was the moron who thought it was a good idea to put there political opinions no cares about in this show and then slapping the watchmen name on so that fans would be like 'oh i know what watchmen is im going to see this tv show'

Batwoman (2019–2022)

Bat crap

[1/10 · 22 August 2020]

I haven't seen anything batman related suck so hard since batman and robin and even then i would rather watch that than this poor excuse of a tv show

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (2003 Video Game)

BIG HECKING RIGS

[10/10 · 22 August 2020]

There are no words on planet earth that can describe how beautiful and magestic this game is it's simply a masterpiece

Quarantine (2008)

The crappy english dub of horror movies

[4/10 · 21 August 2020]

Its rec but in english and way less scary/good You can bacically get the same experience by watching the 4 kid dub of one piece

The Rental (2020)

Snore fest

[4/10 · 20 August 2020]

If you look up boring in a dictionary you'll find this movie as an example

Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)

Peak cinema

[10/10 · 19 August 2020]

Let it sink in that this film that was filmed in a third world country with a budget of 100 pounds or something is better then most of the big budget hollywood garbage we see today wow

Alpha and Omega (2010)

That one furry movie

[1/10 · 19 August 2020]

This is a film that only people from a 'certain demographic' would like