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Doomsday Caught on Camera (2020)
Not what I was expecting... or wanted...
This is not a disaster show. This is a religious show. It's basically a cast of religious scholars, authors, and other characters babbling about God. Oh yeah, and there's a tornado or two, an earthquake, and maybe some other natural disasters tossed in there. Certainly not what I was expecting. I had to start fast forwarding because every few minutes another religious dude and in one case, someone from The Oxford Centre for Christian Apologetics, starts talking about prophecies, the Bible, blah, blah, blah. It should definitely be advertised as a religious show. We watch shows about natural disasters quite often and I've never turned one off before. Until today.
Moonlight in Vermont (2017)
Unbelievably Bad
Classic Hallmark movie recipe. Take a fish-out-of-water girl, make sure she's really stuck up and snooty, introduce her to a guy who is guaranteed to know everything better than her, do everything better than her, and all-around just be better than her, throw in a few scenes of him deciding he knows what's best for her, ignoring her wishes and boundaries, and you've got yourself a Hallmark movie. While the recipe here is the same, the chemistry between the actors is sub-par which earns this movie a well-deserved two stars. I know what to expect with Hallmark movies and I typically enjoy them. This one was just awful.
Becoming Evil: Serial Killers (2019)
Not sure how anyone can make a show about serial killers boring, but this show managed to do just that.
The subject matter should be interesting however the narrator and the "experts" are insanely boring which makes it difficult to focus on what they're actually talking about. Aside from the numerous factual errors, it's difficult to listen to these people blather on about things that they seem to have picked up directly from various made-for-tv movies. Try giving "City of Angels: City of Death" a watch for a far more interesting show on serial killers. "Becoming Evil: Serial Killers" was just a snooze-fest.
A Christmas Detour (2015)
Arguably the world's worst character ever written
The main character, Paige, might possibly be the most obnoxious, self-absorbed, entitled character ever written. I don't know how much of this movie I can get through, but within the first 15 minutes, she's already displayed so many qualities that would drive the average person to drink. I don't even know where to begin. Let's see.... We'll start with her flight. The airline she booked clearly allows seat assignments because she selected an other-than-aisle seat and then demanded that upon check-in, the airline just randomly take someone else's seat and switch it with hers. Sorry, lady, but if I want an aisle seat, I select it in advance and if it's not available, I certainly don't steal it from someone else who had the foresight and luck to book it for themselves. Of course the airline says no, so she boards. When she arrives at her seat, she pretty much bullies other people into switching their seats so she can have theirs. Unbelievable. Ok, let's move on. She prattles on to anyone and everyone who will listen about her amazing fiancé, telling the same stories to the same people over and over, and insisting that EVERYONE look at his picture. And by everyone, I mean random people waiting in line for a shuttle at the airport. Ok, that's obnoxious, but once again, I'll move on. The weather shuts down the arriving airport so she's diverted to another city overnight and the airline provides hotel vouchers. When the hotel clerk checking her in advises her that the free hotel voucher is good for one night and will be re-evaluated the following day if the airports are still closed, she announced that it's not possible for the inclement weather to last another day and for the airports to remain closed. When the clerk informs her that they have no control over the weather as well as when the airports reopen (duh), she says "well then maybe I need to speak to your manager." It was at this point that I realized I wasn't going to get through this movie. The world is full of entitled Karen's, and I certainly don't need to relax and watch a Christmas movie starring the mother of all Karens. Sorry Hallmark, but this was a swing and a miss.
Santa's Slay (2005)
Quite possibly the best Christmas movie ever
Anyone who gave this movie anything less than 9 stars is out of their mind. This movie has everything. Santa Claus? Check. Christmas lights? Check. Strippers? Check. Swearing? Check. Tons of people dying in the most absurd and unnecessarily violent ways? Check.
Go into this movie with the understanding that it's campy, dark, irreverent, but mostly REALLY funny and you will enjoy the ride. Expect it to be anything more than that and you'll be disappointed.
Good Witch (2015)
Truly don't understand how this show is so highly rated
I'm fairly certain this show was written by people who either don't know any women in real life or just don't like them at all. Every female character in this show is a horrible stereotype of every annoying characteristic imaginable. They're all either obnoxious, know-it-alls, gossips, selfish, mean-girls, inconsiderate, manipulative, or a combination of all of the above. Pick the most awful stereotype you can think of and I guarantee you'll find a female character that exhibits it.
The main character, Cassie, speaks almost entirely in riddles and cliches, yet we're supposed to think she's thoughtful and deep. Instead, she just sounds like she's simply regurgitating what she's read in a self-help book.
The male characters are written as kind, compassionate human beings, though. Makes you really scratch your head when you consider the reasons why there is such an imbalance.
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)
Shame on them
I'm not sure which is worse... Deborah (Don't Call Me Debbie) Gibson's lisp or... well... Deborah Gibson's lisp. This really may be the worst movie ever made. The actors were HORRIBLE, the dialog was insultingly bad - and the CGI looks like it was done on my niece's etch-o-sketch...
Did I just see a shark jump out of the water and eat a jetliner? Yes, I think I did.
Hold on, did the shark just jump out of the water and eat the Golden Gate Bridge? Yes, I think it did.
I hope someone got fired for giving the creation of this movie the thumbs up.
Enchanted (2007)
Is it just me?
I'm sure I'm alone in this but I thought this movie was absolutely terrible! I just adore Patrick Dempsey, which is the only reason I sat through it - and fortunately I watched it on my DVR so I could fast forward through all the lame musical numbers. Amy Adams was annoying beyond belief. And couldn't they have picked a better actress to play Nancy? I just couldn't believe that a smart, successful and incredibly hot lawyer would settle for such a plain Jane. Yeah, there's more to life than looks - but let's be realistic!!! I'm pretty certain the rest of the world loved this movie, based on the rating - but I just didn't get it, I guess.
Face the Music (1993)
Worst Movie I've EVER Seen!
This was, by far, the worst movie I can remember ever seeing. Molly Ringwald has always been a lousy actress and this movie was just more of the same sub-par acting that I've grown to expect from her. She's hideous! Patrick is charming as always but the rest of the cast was just so miserable that not even his charm is enough. Not only is the storyline predictable, but the music is absolutely horrendous. Keep in mind, I'm a huge 80's fan - and I love watching anything (older or more recent) that my favorite 80's actors appeared in. That being the case, I should have loved this flick. And who told Molly she could sing? Argggg! There goes an hour and 40 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.